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CorsAsh

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2nd Dec 04 at 21:38

quote:
Originally posted by VoYtO LeViCh
i usually line the bottom with loadsa paper, makes the impact silent and therefore no need to hold back if people are in the room

ah yes, the turd silencer, know it well

Spence

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2nd Dec 04 at 21:42

yeh i wait till they've gone, but its hard not 2 laugh wen u hear sum1 else dumping the kids in the pool!!

plus i must wipe the toilet seat b4 i perch my ass on it as its the law

John

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2nd Dec 04 at 22:01

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Originally posted by sxibeast
FPMSL @ this!! i wait til the other person has gone, though there are times when the turtle head is pushing out and it sounds like a bomb has gone off in the toilet! I also blocked a brand new marble toilet at the Millenium Center in Cardiff at the weekend!

Think you should maybe go to the doctors

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2nd Dec 04 at 22:45

i dont like going to toilet in "public places" school, college, work (sainsburys) ill either wait, or just walk out and try and get home as quickly as possible..............................

barry_kellett99

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2nd Dec 04 at 22:47

quote:
Originally posted by Spence
yeh i wait till they've gone, but its hard not 2 laugh wen u hear sum1 else dumping the kids in the pool!!

plus i must wipe the toilet seat b4 i perch my ass on it as its the law

You have to wipe it

then line it

then put the catchment paper in place
and make sure no part of your body ever comes in contact with any part of the toilet/cubile.

barry_kellett99

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2nd Dec 04 at 22:53

I went to witnness which is like your reading festival and didnt shit for 3 days without even trying not to. I ate like a hallion, burgers chips pizzas etc etc and still no need to takea dump

soon as i got in the car to go home i was busting for a crap

its mental block!!!

this happened 3 years running lol

Amazing how the smell and thought of chemical toilets can affect your bowel movents

[Edited on 02-12-2004 by barry_kellett99]

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:22

so whos been crappin 2day then?

--Dave--

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:23

i went for one this morning, used a hell of a lot of tissue.

3CorsaMeal

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:24

i always block the toilet because i use loads of tissue, just don't wanna take the risk of missing and smearing fudge up my hand

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:30

have u ever not used enought tissue and ur finger slipped thru the paper on2 ur shitty anus? tell the truth now

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:31

yesh

do it quite regularly actually. I always sniff my finger afterwards as well

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:32

do u not wash ur hands then offer some1 ur half eaten handwich @ lunchtime aswel?

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:34

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:41

i have

TNM

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:42

Going to drop a log now. Think i will play moto GP on my phone

Time now: 14.42

--Dave--

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:44

bye

don't come back

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:45

take some pics

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:46

Smiffie

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:46

quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
i try to cough and stamp my feet, or whistle

i do this

TNM

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:51

Back: 14:51.

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:52

nae bad, 9mins

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:53

not even 10 minutes!!

you disappoint me TNM, craps take 'at least' quarter of an hour

TNM

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3rd Dec 04 at 14:56

sorry

was bored to be honest and need a drink so had to abort the mission.

dave17

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3rd Dec 04 at 15:00

i jus went an popped a spot in the toilet, made a mess on the mirror, nice

ScottyBrum

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3rd Dec 04 at 15:07

quote:
Originally posted by barry_kellett99

quote:
Originally posted by Spence
yeh i wait till they've gone, but its hard not 2 laugh wen u hear sum1 else dumping the kids in the pool!!

plus i must wipe the toilet seat b4 i perch my ass on it as its the law

You have to wipe it

then line it

then put the catchment paper in place
and make sure no part of your body ever comes in contact with any part of the toilet/cubile.

I follow this exact same procedure. Wipe the seat and throw the toilet roll into the toilet as a silencer and also doubles up as a splash back preventer for the big hitters. Then i take 4 sheets of toilet paper and line the longest side of the seat and repeat this on the opposite side. Then i take 3 sheets and line the back and front of the toilet seat also. Poo-ing can now commence once all these measures are in place

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