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JKGSI
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4th Apr 04 at 18:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

blackula:
If you had actually read my reply properly you would have noticed the word "usually" used and therefore I was not implying you were a Ned.

However your above reply does make me realise that I was in fact wrong and Ned is fully justified.

YACKER???? straight out of the "I'm a Ned and drive a Zetec S" Dictionary



[Edited on 04-04-2004 by JKGSI]
blackula
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4th Apr 04 at 21:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Well I may be a NED, but surely you know NED stands for 'non educated delinquent, and surely the fact I have a Ph.D stands against that.

Now what can you do to prove you are not a yacker ?
vibrio
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4th Apr 04 at 21:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

nah you could have slept with your supervisor
blackula
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4th Apr 04 at 22:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah, but that was nothing to do with it.

JKGSI
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I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the above mentioned dictionary (not a memeber of the exclusive club u see) so therefore cannot lookup "yacker" to defend myself.

What I will add is that if you are so "educated", why did u buy a Zetec-S??

Surely a man of your intelligence would have spent his money more wisely
blackula
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5th Apr 04 at 10:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Yeah, whatever you say.

LukeGSi
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5th Apr 04 at 10:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

**offers handbags around again**

I love these "my car is better than your car" threads...im gona start a "my dads bigger than your dad" post
Red_SXi
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5th Apr 04 at 10:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

*** HANDBAGS AT DAWN ***

They're all built like shit anyway
vibrio
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5th Apr 04 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JKGSI
I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the above mentioned dictionary (not a memeber of the exclusive club u see) so therefore cannot lookup "yacker" to defend myself.

What I will add is that if you are so "educated", why did u buy a Zetec-S??

Surely a man of your intelligence would have spent his money more wisely



PMSL that explains why you bought a a 106 then
blackula
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5th Apr 04 at 10:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Handbags my ass.

I don't give a fuck what someone thinks about anything I owned, if we are going to drop it down to those levels where you make a judgement on someone by what car they own or owned, then maybe I should start listing all the other stuff I own, and we can make judgements on that.

I mean my fucking watch is worth more than his 106.
LukeGSi
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5th Apr 04 at 10:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by blackula
I don't give a fuck what someone thinks about anything I owned, if we are going to drop it down to those levels where you make a judgement

Originally posted by blackula
I mean my fucking watch is worth more than his 106.


blackula
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5th Apr 04 at 10:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

NED's drive Zetec S car, Zetec S stands for shite, childish bollocks.

So i'm bringing it down to the level,

if you eat fish fingers you are gay, etc etc
LukeGSi
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5th Apr 04 at 10:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

if you like your zetec S mate thats all that matters isnt it?? i generally dont like them although my housem8s one is lurvly!!
blackula
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5th Apr 04 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I don't have one now, I had two in 2001 and 2002, one after the other, replaced a V reg VTR, second one I had.

I have a Corsa now and a Civic.

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5th Apr 04 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by blackula
if you eat fish fingers you are gay, etc etc


I like fish fingers
LukeGSi
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5th Apr 04 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

me 2, fish finger sarnies rule
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by blackula
NED's drive Zetec S car, Zetec S stands for shite, childish bollocks.

So i'm bringing it down to the level,

if you eat fish fingers you are gay, etc etc



bit of a rash statment for a supposedly educated man
vibrio
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5th Apr 04 at 11:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by Trotty
quote:
Originally posted by blackula
if you eat fish fingers you are gay, etc etc


I like fish fingers



I suggest to start to sleep with ladies who wash
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by blackula
I don't have one now, I had two in 2001 and 2002, one after the other, replaced a V reg VTR, second one I had.

I have a Corsa now and a Civic.





some people are just not blessed with taste
Siberia
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5th Apr 04 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

what would a GSI or 1.6 sport compare like to a zetec S?
vibrio
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quote:
Originally posted by Siberia
what would a GSI or 1.6 sport compare like to a zetec S?



zetec-s would be slower in a straight line but better on corners
blackula
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5th Apr 04 at 11:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote



quote:

bit of a rash statment for a supposedly educated man



hey, speak for yourself
JKGSI
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5th Apr 04 at 15:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

lol, look what i've started


End of the day, IMO zetec s are over rated and not worth the $$ end of.

Everyone allways thinks that their car is faster, goes round corners better etc etc so opinions are bound to be raised.
Vibrio is allways gonna slate anything unless it's a punto and blackula obviously has strange taste in cars.

All gets a bit childish though when people start takin offence and get all personal.
JKGSI
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5th Apr 04 at 15:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by vibrio
quote:
Originally posted by JKGSI
I'm afraid I don't have a copy of the above mentioned dictionary (not a memeber of the exclusive club u see) so therefore cannot lookup "yacker" to defend myself.

What I will add is that if you are so "educated", why did u buy a Zetec-S??

Surely a man of your intelligence would have spent his money more wisely



PMSL that explains why you bought a a 106 then


That's right, the same reason you own a punto
vibrio
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5th Apr 04 at 15:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

quote:
Originally posted by JKGSI
lol, look what i've started


End of the day, IMO zetec s are over rated and not worth the $$ end of.

Everyone allways thinks that their car is faster, goes round corners better etc etc so opinions are bound to be raised.
Vibrio is allways gonna slate anything unless it's a punto and blackula obviously has strange taste in cars.

All gets a bit childish though when people start takin offence and get all personal.



please STFU

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