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SetH
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quote:
Originally posted by Andy Stocker
quote:
Originally posted by SetH
whats the ass like? do you notice a wet patch in her fanneh area after she has been training?

does she have a big mouth?


She has a nice bum, but i've never loked close enough for what you're asking


Does she have good calves?

girls with calves make me die
Andy Stocker
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Don't die on me man, I need you for the roid tent at PVS!
SetH
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LMFAOHEFFERTITS
Andy Stocker
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We can walk round injecting roids into birds calves
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PMSL I knew you were the hannibal lecter kind

Are we going to have a Hostel torture tent.

girls get taken in and are greeted by ojc in a hannibal lecter chair with that mask thing on, the rest of him is donned in pvc.

Sinister classical music starts and we begin carving the flesh whilst ojc sits in the chair wanking furiously.

now thats a fuckign tent and a half
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quote:
Originally posted by SetH
PMSL I knew you were the hannibal lecter kind

Are we going to have a Hostel torture tent.

girls get taken in and are greeted by ojc in a hannibal lecter chair with that mask thing on, the rest of him is donned in pvc.

Sinister classical music starts and we begin carving the flesh whilst ojc sits in the chair wanking furiously.

now thats a fuckign tent and a half


Sounds like a plan my man
andy1868
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28th Nov 07 at 12:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

is this tent an open affair?
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Is this tent fucking legal?
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where do i sign up?
SetH
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dave you know it baby

carve some young pert female flesh muaahahhaahah..... ill stop there...
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We need the guy who goes to Andys gym to confirm hotness etc, maybe get a couple of pics in her gym wear, camel toe action.
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seth you shoulda seen this bird i took home friday, shes like a size 6, weighs 7 stone, absolutely smashed the shit outa her and im a skinny prick
Andy Stocker
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Now i'm scared
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quote:
Originally posted by P1CK4D
Or ask for directions to somewhere.. Thats also a good one.


ask her for the directions to the showers..and ask her 2 join u..
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
seth you shoulda seen this bird i took home friday, shes like a size 6, weighs 7 stone, absolutely smashed the shit outa her and im a skinny prick


at first glance i read that as "shes like a 6...." and expected some bad words to come after it

I want to break a virgin in, i've never done it. Thats my next conquest.
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quote:
Originally posted by jij_mellow_yellow
quote:
Originally posted by P1CK4D
Or ask for directions to somewhere.. Thats also a good one.


ask her for the directions to the showers..and ask her 2 join u..


Bit late sunshine

[Edited on 28-11-2007 by Andy Stocker]
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quote:
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seth you shoulda seen this bird i took home friday, shes like a size 6, weighs 7 stone, absolutely smashed the shit outa her and im a skinny prick


what i was meant to put is that you more than likely woulda killed her



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Noice.
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Deano, anything with a pluse is nice jokes
SetH
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quote:
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seth you shoulda seen this bird i took home friday, shes like a size 6, weighs 7 stone, absolutely smashed the shit outa her and im a skinny prick


FPMSLOLZ!!
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Deano, anything with a pluse is nice jokes

Go. Away.
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Deano you only want my name so you know what to moan next time you choke the fucking chicken.
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
I want to break a virgin in, i've never done it. Thats my next conquest.


Don't go there done it with 2 birds, too much guilt afterwards

Ok do it.
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Originally posted by pow
Deano, anything with a pluse is nice jokes

Go. Away.


xxx
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Originally posted by DC1990
Deano you only want my name so you know what to moan next time you choke the fucking chicken.

Fucking lol mayte!!!11!!!eleven!

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