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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
My GF is always telling me she won't sleep with me because shes worried about Cervical Cancer.


Its because she has normally just seen me and Ive worn her out TBH.
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We were always taught at school that the girls would get cervical cancer if they had sex under 16, just once, they'd get it and die and the lads would get nothing.
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not posted in this thread since it went to double figures as i was at the pub. i've got to tell you tho, smoking does stink. i've been a smoker for 11 years and today was an eye opener. was stood at the bar and all the people who went outside for a cig came back in and it was horrible. cant believe i've been smelling like that for so long without realising. its deffinatley motivation to quit. not sure why this thread has turned into a smoking vs driving argument tbh. when i was here before it was more the fact that non smokers were tarring me with the same brush as the real scum of the earth like rapists etc.
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
quote:
Originally posted by novabex
And too much sex at a young age can give us ladies cervical cancer later in life.




Were did you hear this?

never heard of it, nor the giving head.


The cervical cancer one is common knowlegde. The head one was on the news a wee while ago.
Joe
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Just think of all the underage ho-bags you've been conned out of having your way with Robin*








































*I don't condone sleeping with underage girls.
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
i've got to tell you tho, smoking does stink. i've been a smoker for 11 years and today was an eye opener. was stood at the bar and all the people who went outside for a cig came back in and it was horrible. cant believe i've been smelling like that for so long without realising. its deffinatley motivation to quit.


my brother in law said the same thing after we went to a non-smoking bar a while back. He's cut right down now and trying to quit. Hopefully will do that with a lot of others too.
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Just think of all the underage ho-bags you've been conned out of having your way with Robin*



TBF Robin would take whatever was offered to him!
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quote:
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TBF Robin would take whatever was offered to him!


I'm fussy, but that's a whole other thread TBH.
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quote:
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TBF Robin would take whatever was offered to him!


I'm fussy, but that's a whole other thread TBH.


you need to lower your bar a little and get laid!
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Thats what you did aint it Cosmo
Cosmo
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Thats what you did aint it Cosmo


You should be glad my GF hasnt seen that post
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My 1st stage of stopping is i've went to menthal fags, like smoking a mint and they are 1/2 tar and 1/2 nicotene of normal fags...Next stage is stop
Joe
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only messing, your GF is a hottie.
Cosmo
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only messing, your GF is a hottie.


too late, thread URL forwarded to her...she'll hunt you down and kill you slowly now.
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quote:
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My 1st stage of stopping is i've went to menthal fags, like smoking a mint and they are 1/2 tar and 1/2 nicotene of normal fags...Next stage is stop


I could never smoke Menthols, made me feel sick.

I went from L&B to L&B lights though (that's right, I smoked before they had to change them to 'gold'), but I was smoking them for longer than I smoked the proper ones
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
only messing, your GF is a hottie.


too late, thread URL forwarded to her...she'll hunt you down and kill you slowly now.


Death by breast smothering a possibilty?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
only messing, your GF is a hottie.


too late, thread URL forwarded to her...she'll hunt you down and kill you slowly now.


Death by breast smothering a possibilty?


her speciality!
C2RL R
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quote:
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My 1st stage of stopping is i've went to menthal fags, like smoking a mint and they are 1/2 tar and 1/2 nicotene of normal fags...Next stage is stop


stage 1....collect underpants stage 2......stage 3.......profit!

not sure why i thought of that. southpark fans will appreciate it.
Joe
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This thread is loads better now Steve has stopped posting in it.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by joe6886
only messing, your GF is a hottie.


too late, thread URL forwarded to her...she'll hunt you down and kill you slowly now.


Death by breast smothering a possibilty?


her speciality!


your showing what your into here cosmo

and you talk about me and pain!
andy1868
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can i film said punishment to prove that it took place?

[Edited on 01-07-2007 by andy1868]
C2RL R
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can i film said punishment to prove that it took place?

[Edited on 01-07-2007 by andy1868]


if you do can i borrow it?
andy1868
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you can ALL borrow it!
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by K17STY
your showing what your into here cosmo

and you talk about me and pain!


Id rather be giving the pain than receiving it personally

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