Mike
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Originally posted by JadeM
Frigin Norah!!! I never knew how much of a trauma it was for you blokes to ask a chick for a date  
That's why I've been single for 6 years  
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JadeM
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Pfffffffttt!!! What a bunch of big fairies
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Tommy L
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Jade, will you be my wife?
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Mike
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Tbh, it's more that I've been happy being single, the last person I was seeing, I got to the point where I kept asking everyday till she said yes
Ended up turning into a joke, was like when she said yes
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JadeM
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Jade, will you be my wife?
Well if Colin doesn't get a move on..........................
1st come 1st served and all that
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Andrew
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Well done Andy.
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Russ
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well done mate, the straight forward way is always the best, now take her for something to eat and ruin her 
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Russ
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quote:
Originally posted by JadeM
quote:
Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
Jade, will you be my wife?
Well if Colin doesn't get a move on..........................
1st come 1st served and all that
in that case..
Colin, will you marry me?
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Tom
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Mike I couldn;t be happy knowing a girl only 'folded' into going out with me
Ego's too big
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gavin18787
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A mel from work was saying how she met this bloke called andy from the gym the other day. Not related is it
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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DC90
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Hit her across the kneecaps with some weights and then offer to take her to hospital.
On the way ask her if she fancies you.
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SetH
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well english girls dont make it any easier for us.
All the pretty ones walk around stuck up, snooty thinking they are all that, they are not exactly approchable now are they?
european girls thats a different thing, they are more real and down to earth. not obsessed with celebs, vanity, heat magazine and thus easy to approach and chat to and have fun with.
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DC90
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I've had a bad experience with a Russian bird.
My advice is keep it at eye candy. No hands on shit.
Corsa_Joel knows what I mean..
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Corsa_Joel
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ROFL
Feel hungry now 
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SetH
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dude you have to tell now youve mentioned it
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andy1868
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ooooooooooooooooo do share
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DC90
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Uh basically, in tenerife in January with one of my good mates..Met up with a couple of Russian birds, got to know one a tiny bit...
She looked fucking amazing, real head turner on the beach and you see me in the background rubbing my hands thinking i've hit the fucking jackpot.
Got her back to my hotel room at 3am, strip her off and then see discharge all around her pussy...and what I can only describe as either an oversized clit or a small dick.
Lets just say I quickly ran to the other room while my mate escorted her out
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andy1868
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you didn't even find out what was going on? should have asked her/him "WTF IS THAT!?!?!?!"
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SetH
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ROFLCOPTER!!!
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DC90
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I know it was a girl haha, tbh I didn't want to stick around with somebody who had a basketball for a clit and some strange stench
In future i'll keep them in a bikini
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SetH
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hmmmmm i woulda dived in and start snooofeling my palette all over her tasty delights! shclop! schlop! oooh yeah!
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andy1868
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and caught communism in the process?
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SetH
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i would have felched her fanneh cheese tbh
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DC90
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Tbh I was tempted to say brb, get some bread and make a snack out of the moment..But I was kinda too shocked to think about eating.
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andy1868
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should have taken a picture to share with us all, but you live you learn
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