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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
dont have any

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I was 15, and had started going out with a girl down the street about a week earlier. Brenda. I think she was 15, too. She was truly fine, with an incredible body and a really cute face. Also, she wasn't averse to taking off her clothes. In fact, all I had to do was ask her if she wanted a massage, and bam, a pile of clothes on the floor. However, she would not let me touch her cooch. Every time I tried, she would press her legs together and squirm away. Of course, being 15 year olds, we said nothing about this. It was just one of those silent battles that goes on until one party gives up.

Friday came, and we were at the beach running around and acting like idiots. All of a sudden, she pulls me down on the blanket and, looking in my eyes, says, "Tonight's the night. I want us to, you know..." My heart instantly started pounding, and a cold sweat sprang from my forehead. Woo hoo! I was gonna get laid!

I thought I couldn't possibly have been any more excited than I was, but as it turns out, I was wrong. A couple of hours later, Brenda called me at home and we agreed she would tap on my window at midnight. (My room was on the ground floor of the house, just under my parent's bedroom. This is an important fact, for reasons that will become apparent.) Then, she said a bit nervously, "Uh, viceman, I wanted to know if you would mind if I brought my friend Erin with me tonight. She really likes you too, and we're best friends, and, well, I told her it would be okay with me. Is that all right?"

So, like any teenage male would do in such a situation, I immediately refused, and hung up on her.

HA! Got you, didn't I? Once I got my heart to go back down my throat where it belonged, I somehow managed to convey my agreement with her unseemly and delightful proposal, and we bid each other adieu.

So, along comes midnight. I'm waiting in my room, freshly showered and shaved (as pretentious as shaving was at the time), my room clean, my waterbed topped with fresh sheets and a fluffy down comforter, music playing, condoms within easy reach, and candles lit. In short, I was locked and loaded. And then... a soft tapping at the window! Oh holy tittyfucking Jesus, here's two girls climbing in through my window! I could hardly believe this was actually happening.

But it was. Within minutes, our clothes were off, and the three of us lay on the bedspread, just gently touching. It was like waking up in heaven, a heaven in which one naked girl runs her fingers along your inner thigh and shyly, tentatively, explores your cock, and another makes little moaning noises as you suck one of her perfect, firm tits. Anyway, as things rapidly progressed, and the collective moaning became more and more frenzied as fingers and tongues found their way to ever more sensitive crevices and appendages, my heart suddenly went from full gallop to a dead stop as I heard the unmistakable sound of footsteps descending the stairs.

No.

Fucking no.

I barely managed to get the comforter, which had been pushed down to the foot of the bed, thrown over our sweaty, tangled bodies before the door opened. My dad stood in the doorway in his bathrobe, and I will never forget the shocked, owlish expression on his face as he regarded the tableau before him. A lick of hair stood straight up from the top of his head, and his mouth hung open like the gaping maw of a flabby sack. There was silence for a moment as we looked at each other, and then he said, in a voice completely devoid of any emotion whatsoever, "viceman, your friends are going to have to go home now."

"Okay, dad." He closed my door, and within seconds, the girls had thrown their clothes on and departed through my window. I couldn't say anything that made any sense at all. I was in shock. My hands waved around in futile, tentative gestures as I tried to apologize, or get them to stay, or retain any microscopic shred of dignity whatsoever, in which, of course, I failed completely. Man, they were gone.

Although Brenda and I kept going out, and I did get Erin naked again, I was never again offered a 2-girl experience, nor did I lose my virginity with either of the two. Years later, when I was about 35, I was on a fishing trip with my dad and asked him if he remembered that night. He laughed and said, "Oh, yeah. I actually felt bad afterwards, especially since it was really hard not to laugh at the expression on your face when I opened the door."

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Originally posted by Robbo

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Originally posted by Corsa_Joel
No worries
Gotta pop to Tescos to get Sushi for my manager

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Mate u have a ittle somethign brown on your nose...

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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
dont have any

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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
I bet William is into 3somes etc....

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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
what are you into?

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Originally posted by willay
I'm into everything fyi

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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom

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Originally posted by Corsa_phi
what are you into?

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errr everything

[Edited on 08-01-2008 by corsa_tomtom]

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Originally posted by lil_g
anyone know where you can get ribbon, enough to tie a bow around a car

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Originally posted by lil_g
anyone know where you can get ribbon, enough to tie a bow around a car

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