John
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Number 234 has to be
Make it your life time ambition to make the cover of a mag alongside westwood and some spotty slag from essex
GREG1
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CorsAsh
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#181 Have a number plate slogan
#182 Have a fancy font and complain when the police pull you over
#183 feel persecuted by the police when you’re clearly a wanker anyway
#184 fit a motorbike numberplate to your motorcar
#185 fit as many spoilers as possible, preferably aluminium ones
#186 put stickers of whichever car club you belong to in your rear windows
#187 On a public forum organise a drag strip race in your 1.5TD against a 2.0 16v and don't turn up.
#188 Rev your engine before turning it off, how cool are you!
#189 Buy a turbo timer cos you’re too important and busy to sit in your car for 20 seconds at the end of your journey
#190 Install a secret nos kit under you passenger seat, not forgetting to hide the button in the air conditioning switch! Its an easy wiring job so no mechanical or Electrical knowledge required
#191 Wish you were more black
#192 when quoting the engine spec, include HT leads and spark plugs, point it out as a MOD at every chance
#193 break down at least once at a show
#194 Crush Corsas in your blinged 4x4
#195 install fake Type S tweeter airfresheners and pretend your car has VTEC
#196 pay a random slut to come to a meet with you
#197 if you are the random slut, claim in your CV that you had a photoshoot with the magazine that was there…
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3CorsaMeal
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Registered: 11th Apr 02
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buy a road going pug, with a rallye sticker and pretend its a rally inspired car and your more colin mcrae than anyone else
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Edd
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once you have attained the heady heights of a magazine feature your 0-60 time must be done by the stopwatch you have in your phone
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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quote:
Originally posted by 3CorsaMeal
buy a road going pug, with a rallye sticker and pretend its a rally inspired car and your more colin mcrae than anyone else
too true 
[Edited on 29-09-2006 by Steve]
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Edd
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Registered: 8th Nov 04
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cut out pieces of your cars floorpan and replace with MDF its lighter and more durable
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Edd
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remove all crash bars to save weight they are of no use to you
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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..argue the toss that an ecotek valve WILL increase power and fuel economy
..think the C16XE is a serious bit of kit as it has a Cosworth Valve
..travel to the other side of the world to source a C20XE just because its COSCAST
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Edd
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fit a fifth wheel "because its different"
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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think you're hardcore because you've replaced your spare weel with tyreweld
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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i have 
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CorsAsh
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realise you bought radweld by mistake when you get a flat tyre
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Marc
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Registered: 11th Aug 02
Location: York
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Ask if the cams from a 2.0 will fit your "small block XE". They're both XE's afterall.
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Edd
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claim how good corsa's are but stick bits on from any different car thats possible
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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to save some cash,never service your car & spend the money on some 6x9's and a 8" sub so you cant hear badly your is running
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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#198 Pretend your european car is jap
#199 buy a road going pug, with a rallye sticker and pretend its a rally inspired car and your more colin mcrae than anyone else
#200 once you have attained the heady heights of a magazine feature your 0-60 time must be done by the stopwatch you have in your phone
#201 ask what POAH means
#202 wear pink shirts when going out on the town
#203 attempt to outwit Joff, CCA, Jesus christ or any of his other usernames
#204 cut out pieces of your cars floorpan and replace with MDF its lighter and more durable
#205 remove all crash bars to save weight they are of no use to you
#206 argue the toss that an ecotek valve WILL increase power and fuel economy
#207 think the C16XE is a serious bit of kit as it has a Cosworth Valve
#208 travel to the other side of the world to source a C20XE just because its COSCAST
#209 fit a fifth wheel "because its different"
#210 claim you’re modifying the car for you and no one else, then simply do what everyone else tells you to
#211 think you're hardcore because you've replaced your spare weel with tyreweld
#212 realise you bought radweld by mistake when you get a flat tyre
#213 get offended and be abusive when vibrio informs you that your car looks like shit
#214 Ask if the cams from a 2.0 will fit your "small block XE". They're both XE's afterall.
#215 argue with everyone that your GSi with drilled airbox sounds like a WRX
#216 refuse to accept that anyone but you knows why Subaru engines sound the way they do
#217 claim how good corsa's are but stick bits on from any different car thats possible
#218 argue about what is faster, 1.2 8v or 12volt corsa
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
Location: Worcestershire Drives: Defender
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close 
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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We are, I can feel it in my loins
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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are you going to send it?
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Rich_J_Williams
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Registered: 15th Aug 05
Location: Coventry
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Leave the hole in your exhast as long as possible it make you 1.2 8v sound like a Corvette
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Hang around forums all day when you don't even own the car the forum is focused around... doh
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Hang around forums all day when you don't even own a car
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CorsAsh
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Registered: 19th Apr 02
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
are you going to send it?
I'll post up the finished list and we'll see then...
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
quote:
Originally posted by Tom
Hang around forums all day when you don't even own a car
I was taking the piss out of myself too I didn't need help 
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Tom
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Registered: 3rd Apr 02
Location: Wirral, Merseyside
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Be really defensive on forums because you've suffered years of abuse but still can't leave 
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