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gianluigi
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quote:
Originally posted by schoey
quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
i remember one time i was messin round with my mates willy, i joked i was gonna dump my bf by txt, they didnt believe me, i wrote out the message and everything, and accidently hit send i ran out of credit so couldnt txt him again, or call him. she wasn't best pleased

went something like:

"hi ryan, sorry, but i dont want to be with you anymore "




shoot


your mis-quoting technique is poor. PGTF
Jason Iles
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I feel dirty I need to do something manly
gianluigi
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Drink a pint of bitter
schoey
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yeah, well i thought it was funny, sorry for posting twice, the comp at college decided to ban me from cs while i was doing it.

Jase - go kill a mouse.
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
Drink a pint of bitter


I feel ill so not making things worse
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quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I feel dirty I need to do something manly



stir a tin of paint with a specialy saved piece of wood!
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by philwestwood
quote:
Originally posted by Jason Iles
I feel dirty I need to do something manly



stir a tin of paint with a specialy saved piece of wood!
Fee
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my sister's boyfriend has texted me from her phone before

'Fiona I think I'm gay. What should I do? What should I tell Damian?'

I didnt speak to her for a week cos I thought she was a dyke! she didnt know anything about it
Jason Iles
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee AK

my sister's boyfriend has texted me from her phone before

'Fiona I think I'm gay. What should I do? What should I tell Damian?'

I didnt speak to her for a week cos I thought she was a dyke! she didnt know anything about it





I think my Dad isn't going to speak to me for a while either
schoey
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Icy
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woke up with 6 miscalls, anyone off here?
schoey
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joff?
CorsAsh
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Someone text jr with

"OMG, have you heard? Ford have gone into liquidation!"
schoey
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ye innit!

do it ash!
Matt H
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Jase text your sister & tell her you wanna bang her


if not I'll do it
Karen
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ok, who text me saying sausage sausage sausage sausage?
CorsAsh
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Oh, now who could that be? Hmmmm.
Jason Iles
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I loved this thread
Marc
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All my texts are random
Andrew
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LMFAO
Tom
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Jase OMFG that's piss funny I see my dad about twice a year aswell I can only imagine doing this to him
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my mate got the best one last week..some guy must have mass sent that he just got his HIV test results back, and he is in the all clear..i thot that was very odd 2 tell everyone.
Tom
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Maybe he spunked up her bum and was worried
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we didnt know who it was.
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That's what she told u

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