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CCA

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Registered: 6th Dec 04
Location: Somewhere Drives: Not a bloody Vauxhall!
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10th Mar 06 at 12:18

Any old skool members who havent been on for a while

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:18

My dads gonna go through the fucking roof

i'll do it

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:18

teddy?
jr?

gianluigi

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10th Mar 06 at 12:19

good boy Jase

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:19

good lad jase! this could be good!

CCA

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10th Mar 06 at 12:19

this could be where it may all go wrong and jason gets disowned

a_j_mair

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10th Mar 06 at 12:22

brilliant

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:24

my Dad is slow at texting

So far -

Me - Dad I have something serious to tell you

Dad - What is it? whats wrong?

Me - I think I like men, like really like them

Karen

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Registered: 9th Jul 03
Location: Edinburgh
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10th Mar 06 at 12:26

ace!

gianluigi

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10th Mar 06 at 12:26

PMSL

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:27

Dad - What the fuck are you on about

Me - I think I am gay I really fancy men

(I am a little scared now

)

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:28

PMSL he just tried to ring me

i'm gonna have to come clean

gianluigi

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10th Mar 06 at 12:28

i remember one time i was messin round with my mates, i joked i was gonna dump my gf by txt, they didnt believe me, i wrote out the message and everything, and accidently hit send

i ran out of credit so couldnt txt her again, or call her.

she wasn't best pleased

went something like:

"hi rhian, sorry, but i dont want to be with you anymore

CCA

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10th Mar 06 at 12:30

i can just imagine you saying dont worry dad it was a joke for corsasport

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:36

the 'lads' on corsasport!

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:37

He's not happy, gave me a lecture.

What the fuck is wrong with you, it seems like all you do is piss about... blah, blah, blah

thank god I only see him twice a year

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:38

u text ur dad, who u only see twice a year, and told him your gay.

i think id be mad too.

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:39

quote:
Originally posted by schoey
u text ur dad, who u only see twice a year, and told him your gay.

i think id be mad too.

Yes he live miles away I chat on the phone to him allot

just never told him I was gay before

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:40

me niether

hmm, what can we do now

Jason Iles

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10th Mar 06 at 12:41

Nothing to piss my Dad off

Karen

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10th Mar 06 at 12:41

I know about this thread so none of u's can do it to me

gianluigi

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10th Mar 06 at 12:42

Phone up a girl, ask if she wants to go cinema, arrange it all, then stand her up

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:42

i dont have your number.

feel free to give it to me though.

Nismo

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10th Mar 06 at 12:42

schoey

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10th Mar 06 at 12:43

quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
i remember one time i was messin round with my mates willy, i joked i was gonna dump my bf by txt, they didnt believe me, i wrote out the message and everything, and accidently hit send i ran out of credit so couldnt txt him again, or call him. she wasn't best pleased

went something like:

"hi ryan, sorry, but i dont want to be with you anymore "

shoot

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