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Lawrah
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i fell asleep for ageeeeees
Matt L
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What ones you getting?


audi rs6 reps (not till sept though )
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Motherfucking BORED.

Shit day.
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Agreeeee'd
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I can't even annoy Kirsty as much at work now cos shes got some shitty no-mobile phone office new job.
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awwwwww
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I forgot I have your number, I can pester you instead.
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Or you could save money and just talk to me on here..
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he finds it harder to masturbate to your typing than your voice lawrah
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Don't come on here at work. I'm home now.
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he finds it harder to masturbate to your typing than your voice lawrah
Never heard her voice Is it wankworthy F?
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oi
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quote:
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quote:
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he finds it harder to masturbate to your typing than your voice lawrah
Never heard her voice Is it wankworthy F?
imagine...noddy holder..
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quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
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Originally posted by Russ
he finds it harder to masturbate to your typing than your voice lawrah
Never heard her voice Is it wankworthy F?
imagine...noddy holder..
*imagines*























*touches himself*
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So here it isssss, semi-E-rect, everybody's havin' funnnnn....
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You should sing to your genitals, like plants, they respond well to nice sounds.

Prince Charles talks to his.

Plants, not his junk.

Well maybe his junk too. Who knows.
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every time i try and sing my genitals vanish W
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Were they there in the first place F?
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*checks*



















one is..
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Hmm. Play some whalesong, the ultrasound might draw the other one out and then you can staple it to your thigh to prevent it escaping again.
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Hmm. Play some whalesong, the ultrasound might draw the other one out and then you can staple it to your thigh to prevent it escaping again.
not a bad idea..


* listens to whale song *















ok, my 2nd ball has come out my ear and no matter how hard i stretch its not reaching my thigh without me getting in the foetal position..

im just gonna leave it in my ear hole

[Edited on 02-06-2008 by Russ]
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Does it team up with your brain to solve conundrums up there?

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