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Stoneyginger
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60 Alarm.
6:15 Blowjob.
6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of 'The Sun'.
70 Breakfast. Fry up of, eggs, toast, bacon, sausage, beans and coffee.
7:30 Limo arrives.
7:45 Beer en route to airport.
8:15 Private jet to Royal & Ancient Golf Club, Gleneagles, Scotland.
9:30 Limo to Gleneagles Golf Club.
9:45 Play front nine at Gleneagles, finish 2 under par.
11:45 Lunch. Medium rare Rump steak cooked in a whisky sauce on the half. 3 Heinekens.
12:15 Blowjob.
12:30 Play back nine at Gleneagles, finish 4 under par.
14:15 Limo back to airport. Drink a couple of beers with whisky chasers.
14:30 Private jet to St Moritz. Nap.
15:15 Late afternoon fishing excursion with topless female crew.
16:30 Catch world record light tackle marlin-1249 lbs.
170 Jet back home. En route, get massage and blowjob from naked Carmen Electra.
190 Watch Skynews Newsflash. Aberdeen win European Cup for 1st time in history.
19:30 Dinner. Lobster appetizers, a couple of draught Grolsch, large New
York strip steak.
210 Relax after dinner with 1789 Augler Cognac and Cohiba Cuban cigar.
220 Have rampant sex with two 18 year old nymphomaniacs.
230 Massage, Jacuzzi and BJ to finish you off.
23:45 Go to bed.
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
23:55 Laugh yourself to sleep
Stoneyginger
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emm not sure about the golf stuff though
Munchie
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i was actually beliving everything u said until u said ....
23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.
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Fuck the reading the SUN bit, i H8 the fooking SUN (B@stards)
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Stoneyginger
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make up your own perfect day this should be good for a laugh
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2PM:- Wake up to my liquid breakfast (6 tins of stella)

3PM:- Watch Liverpool beat the Man United Sh!te

6PM:-SEX with JLO

10PM:-Go out clubbing, get fookin sloshed, and bring home 2 lesbiens

5AM:- Sleep

PERFECT DAY!!!!
Munchie
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quote:
Originally posted by 1.0to2.0
2PM:- Wake up to my liquid breakfast (6 glasses of cum)

3PM:- Watch Liverpool beat the Man United Sh!te

6PM:-SEX with me maa

10PM:-Go out clubbing, get fookin sloshed, and bring home a gay so i can ring him in a fone box

5AM:- Sleep with a johnny stuck up me arse

PERFECT DAY WITH A GAY!!!!!


Stoneyginger
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very sly Munchie
Munchie
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im nearly dead with tiredness but so.....im still on form
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That was about as funny as having aids munchie you sheep shagging wooly back
IntaCepta
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theres one for the ladies,
Munchie
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im the 1 who spread the foot and mouth virus lad. shaggin all da sheep
Sooty
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quote:
Originally posted by 1.0to2.0
2PM:- Wake up to my liquid breakfast (6 tins of stella)

3PM:- Watch Liverpool beat the Man United Sh!te

6PM:-SEX with JLO

10PM:-Go out clubbing, get fookin sloshed, and bring home 2 lesbiens

5AM:- Sleep

PERFECT DAY!!!!


Must be some perfect day for liverpool to beat Man Utd
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u said it
Sooty
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exactly
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Cough Cough*** Worthington Cup Final Liverpool 2-0 Manchester United cough**
Sooty
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erm premiership mate... 4-0 nil... Liverpool aint finished above Man U in donkeies
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We got a cup out of our win mate!!!!1
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awwwwwwww now your gona turn one of my threads into something about football i hate it
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lol Sooty least we even like footy, not like him. Don't like footy, but u like Golf and Fishing, dont make me laugh!!!!
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na don't like any of em prefer skating when i was younger just cant be assed with the whole football thing
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Man U aint won a cup in ages
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@

6:30 Massive dump while reading the sports section of 'The Sun'.

23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

yeah...need some footy more in there for a perfect day

pew pew pew pewwwww
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23:50 Let loose a 12 second, 4 octave fart. Watch the dog leave the room.

this still makes me laugh

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