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FruitBooTeR
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18th Dec 08 at 11:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I was in the loft earlier digging out the Christmas decorations when I came across an unopened present from last year!

The kids faces lit up with excitement as I showed them...

It wasn't until they opened it and their faces changed that I remembered that I had bought them a puppy last year!

Haimsey
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18th Dec 08 at 11:24   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I for one am getting fed up of people texting me xmas jokes

I only found one funny and dont think i should post it

Marcy Marc

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tom_simes
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18th Dec 08 at 11:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
That the one you sent me Marc? I wouldn't post it if I were you, although I did laugh
andy1868
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18th Dec 08 at 11:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can somebody u2u me with this joke pls kthnxbai
Whittie
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18th Dec 08 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u'd
andy1868
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18th Dec 08 at 11:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats hilarious. i would never ever post that in here though
Neo
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18th Dec 08 at 11:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
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Haimsey
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Marcy Marc

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FruitBooTeR
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18th Dec 08 at 11:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
thats hilarious. i would never ever post that in here though


Just post it in here...As long as you didnt make it up
andy1868
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i don't want to get banned i'm off work for 2 weeks, what am i going to do if i'm banned from here?
Whittie
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18th Dec 08 at 11:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
- I'm not posting it either

[Edited on 18-12-2008 by Whittie]
Matty SRi
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18th Dec 08 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
some1 u2u it to me plz?? thanks
Neo
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18th Dec 08 at 11:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
U2u then
FruitBooTeR
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Pussys

Someone u2u it me and ill post it
micra_pete
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18th Dec 08 at 11:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u please you lovely men
corsa - gus
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18th Dec 08 at 12:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
can i get u2u to please. It must be good
Haimsey
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18th Dec 08 at 12:04   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There isnt even a joke, it was made up and the u2u says pretend the joke is really good and is aimed to make everyone want a u2u

Marcy Marc

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Shell
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18th Dec 08 at 12:10   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
And there was me away to ask for u2u Can I have one anyway please?
Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
There isnt even a joke, it was made up and the u2u says pretend the joke is really good and is aimed to make everyone want a u2u


Fair enough if you think that
Haimsey
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18th Dec 08 at 12:16   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
quote:
Originally posted by Haimsey
There isnt even a joke, it was made up and the u2u says pretend the joke is really good and is aimed to make everyone want a u2u


Fair enough if you think that




Marcy Marc

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C2RL R
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18th Dec 08 at 12:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
either way i want in.........U2U please!
RossyB
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18th Dec 08 at 12:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I cant wait to see the mother in laws face when she opens her present this year, its a woolworths gift voucher.
Haimsey
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Marcy Marc

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Ben G
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18th Dec 08 at 12:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
u2u me joke please
Matt L
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u2u pleases

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