Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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had to get this off my chest, couldn't believe it 
went shopping today up romford and got back to the car 20 minutes after my parking ticket had expired and got a parking fine (£50)  bit annoying as it was 5:20pm and there were plenty of spaces all around me left but that's life. i totally forgot about it 
anyway, driving home, taking it nice and easy as the roads were slippery, and some idiot in a P reg rover 25 pile of dog shite come tearing up behind me. right up my arse, shouting out his window at me because i was '' driving too slow ''. anyway i ignored him at first then he wouldn't stop tailgating me, so i slowed down even more (had red lights in front of me anyway so he wouldn't of got far if i had gone any quicker).
next thing i know, the retard overtakes me, then slams on his brakes, causing me to swerve and miss him, then he stops in the middle of the road and tells me i'm a dead man if he ever see's me or my car again and that my car is a shit heap coming from a guy in a beat up old p reg rover 25 i thought that was rich, so i just laughed at him, and drove off.
why do so many idiots come onto the road and think they can drive like lewis hamilton in shite weather 
sorry for the essay
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Joe
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Registered: 20th Jun 04
Location: Hesketh Bank, Lancashire
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If it was P reg it was a Rover 200  
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SportBoy
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Registered: 5th Oct 01
Location: Retford, Nottinghamshire
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ive met many a penis like that on my travels .. seems to be the way of the world/wankers
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Ben G
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Registered: 12th Jan 07
Location: Essex
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quote:
Originally posted by Joe
If it was P reg it was a Rover 200
had a 25 badge on the back probably a halfords stick on one tbf
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John
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Registered: 30th Jun 03
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Should have invited him to follow you into the closest car park and see how hard he really thinks he is.
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jacko198
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Registered: 1st Mar 07
Location: Buckinghamshire
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Had the same kind of thing yesterday, some absoloute twat was driving right up my arse in some shitty 1.2 corsa c.
I sped upto 40 for a min, and he sped up too, still up my arse
So i slowed riiiiight down to 5 miles an hour, untill the tit tryed to overtake me, which just didnt happen as i decided to speed up (was an empty road etc etc)
Arghhhh, just pissed me off why he was driving like a dick!
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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Sorry mate, I’d had a bad day and had some pent up anger in me which I just had to release.
I didn’t mean what I said; your car isn’t really shit
I’m sorry
[Edited on 06-12-2008 by Aaron]
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l15ter
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Registered: 1st Feb 08
Location: Berkshire
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you had it easy mate..a saxo went up the back of my 58 plate sxi corsa today..the cunt drove off so im stuck with it looking like shit
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Traffic Wardens
That guy sounds like a typical nob head! There was a guy like that in my street who used to pull out just to piss me off in the morning when i went to work. He even left his door open one morning. I just ignored him which is all you can do. Guy just needed to get a life and a job! He doesn't live there now so think he's be filled in 
I don't drive much around town now. Was nice earlier to go to my local Tesco. On the way back i seen two men picking up a dog which looked like it had run across the dual carridge way which is a 40.
It would ruin me if i hit a dog or a kid even if it wasn't my fault.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
quote:
Originally posted by Joe
If it was P reg it was a Rover 200
had a 25 badge on the back probably a halfords stick on one tbf
More like on dodgy plates
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
Location: carluke/braidwood--IRNBRULAND
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this is when practising in boxing is needed, one shot knockout yo
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by l15ter
you had it easy mate..a saxo went up the back of my 58 plate sxi corsa today..the cunt drove off so im stuck with it looking like shit
IS that not what you pay insurance for 
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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he has to pay his excess though.
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Andrew
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quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
he has to pay his excess though.
Yeah but i'm sure he would want his new car fixed. I know i would!
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Colin
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Should have smashed him on the nose Ben
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dannymccann
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Location: Doddington, Lincolnshire
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Might not have insurance
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l15ter
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Registered: 1st Feb 08
Location: Berkshire
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as said, he drove off, and whats the point of losing 2 years NCB (which i got this week) because of someone going into me?
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sand-eel
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Registered: 15th Mar 07
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quote:
Originally posted by Andrew
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Originally posted by sand-eel
he has to pay his excess though.
Yeah but i'm sure he would want his new car fixed. I know i would!
dunno prob cheaper getting bits from the scrappies.
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Andrew
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Registered: 5th May 04
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Possibly
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Bram
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Registered: 25th Mar 02
Location: Derby
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Take comfort from the fact that his car will break down in the next month or so!
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N3CRO
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Sandy, Bedfordshire
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I once got called a fucking c*nt for almost hitting some chavvy twat in a Land Rover who was driving the WRONG way round a car park! WTF!?
I felt like getting out and lamping him one!
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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quote:
Originally posted by Bram
Take comfort from the fact that his car will break down in the next month or so!
you do realise ben drives a ford so his is more likely to break??
sorry ben couldnt resist 
and yeh there are some arse's out there, only been on the recieving end of road rage twice once cause some arse cut me up so i peeped him and he went nuts and slammed his brakes on so i almost went in the back of him.
then the second and funniest time was at a set of traffic lights where its 2 lanes into 1, basically i got in front of him just and he wasnt having it so he kinda sat in the middle of the road by my rear quater until i put my foot down a bit more and pulled to the middle of the road, at which point he went mental and kept up my arse and trying to over take me, until he went to turn right at a junction at which point i gave him a flash of my hazards hehe
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AlunJ
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Registered: 3rd Apr 07
Location: Newport
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt L
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Originally posted by Bram
Take comfort from the fact that his car will break down in the next month or so!
you do realise ben drives a ford so his is more likely to break??
You're forgetting the rover has probably already lost all its coolant and about to suffer headgasket failure......
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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touche...
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Neo
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Registered: 20th Feb 07
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Have only ever had arses like that when i had my corsa.
Lately, if someone acts like a cunt i just boot it, 90% of the time they dont a)try and keep up or b) cant keep up. And if they do, it ends up just being a bit of fun
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