Daimo B
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You go for a pee. You stand in the corner. Theres a whole line of stand up piss trays available. (you don't need to be peeing, you could be washing your hands, or having a crap).
Why do people still go and stand at the crappers instead to go for a piss?
Are these people insecure about their manhood?
Gets my goat, these small peckered infidiles then piss on the seat, so when i want to go to crap, i have to find a toliet that hasn't been pissed all over.
Do you do this? Do you have a small willy? Do you have a problem with aim?
Why is my question?
[Edited on 10-10-2008 by Ian]
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205tom
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id prefer to go in a cubicle,not bothered about me wang,wud always put seat up,even if ready to piss myself just cant piss for some reason
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Scotty_B
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Maybe they don't want to embarrass you with their super dongs. 
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Daniel_Corsa
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I'l go in a cubical if there isn't a stand up piss pot available rather than wait!
But other than that NO! I always lift the seat too, nothing worse than having a turtles head poking out and some cock has pissed on the seat 
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RichR
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It's referred to as Bashful Bladder, when you go to piss but someone's stood next to you and you just can't piss or at best get a few dribbles.
Never had a problem myself but I rock out with my cock out a lot
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205tom
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lolz@turtles head
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C2RL R
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one of lifes mysteries tbh. the only time i recall doing it was when my ex mrs took me for a drink in a ghey bar in town.
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Brett
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TBH I find no matter what, you always get splash-backs from urinals and it always shows on trousers. Simple as that.
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C2RL R
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thats because its a long way down brett 
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Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
TBH I find no matter what, you always get splash-backs from urinals and it always shows on trousers. Simple as that.
True but the splash back from hitting the edge of the toilet bowl is on a different level.
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Brett
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Originally posted by C2RL R
thats because its a long way down brett
Not really is it. It's because my piss is so high pressured. If I stand 3 foot back it's fine.
The real question is why you're looking round at what other men are doing in the toilet, even more so why you're concerned and want them to stand next to you.
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Daimo B
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But if theres plenty of space, and they STILL go for the sh1tters, then go for a pee.
I've had the splashback problem, see what i do is i just move my old boy to the left/right/up/down a little to a place where it does not splash.
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Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
The real question is why you're looking round at what other men are doing in the toilet, even more so why you're concerned and want them to stand next to you.
Becuase im gay? Is there a problem with this in todays world?
Actually, its because im observent and notice a lot. But this isn't a question about me, and individual, its a question about a select bunch of people who perform this weeing ritual.
I can alter the pressure of my piss to prevent splashback.
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
I've had the splashback problem, see what i do is i just move my old boy to the left/right/up/down a little to a place where it does not splash.
Yeah, i've tried all the different techniques. I find it best to get the piss going in a circular motion by hitting the sides. Still get spalsh-backs. Pressure I tell ya!!
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AndyKent
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
But if theres plenty of space, and they STILL go for the sh1tters, then go for a pee.
I've had the splashback problem, see what i do is i just move my old boy to the left/right/up/down a little to a place where it does not splash.
I do this too - a good tip 
Well, until you use the sink and the fucking stupid taps shoots water everywhere
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_Allan_
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I do it so the gay next to me is not looking at my chipolata.
tbh I always find it difficult to pee when people are about. I hate people waiting for the bathroom etc... don't seem to have that issue after a few beers though
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Brett
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quote:
Originally posted by VXR
I can alter the pressure of my piss to prevent splashback.
Well, I just knew you'd have better cock control than me anyway tbh.
This isn't saying I don't use urinals. It's just if I'm out, i'd rather not chance a splash-back and walk round with piss stains all night.
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Daniel_Corsa
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
This isn't saying I don't use urinals. It's just if I'm out, i'd rather not chance a splash-back and walk round with piss stains all night.
Just aim it in the urinal next to you, let the person standing beside get your splash back!
Problem solved, then blame it on the drink
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Cavey
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http://www.netfunny.com/rhf/jokes/90q3/urinals.html
All explained on there really
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Daimo B
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
I can alter the pressure of my piss to prevent splashback.
Well, I just knew you'd have better cock control than me anyway tbh.
I thought all men could do it. Its not something i usually discuss with my friends to compare thanks.
"can you alter your piss pressure???"
Whether my cock control is better than yours, well, i'll leave you to ponder that one thanks.
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Cavey
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ok, the link didn't really explain the "cubicle phenomenom" but some people just prefer to piss in privacy i guess
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Tom
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I do this sometimes, only if it's a squeeze in between two blokes though.
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FruitBooTeR
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This thread seems relevant enough for me to post this -
Just waked into the loos intending to go for a crap, walked into the sound of World War 3 coming out of someone's arse!....... I briefly exited the loos still needing a crap
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_Allan_
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http://gamescene.com/The_Urinal_Game_game.html
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AdZ9
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sometimes i can freely piss anywhere, but sometimes i can't its weird. I have weird OCD like qualities with somethings so sometimes especially if its a new place i choose the cubicle over the urinal, and i'm not sure why.
It also depends on the place, as some places the urinal has an inch deep puddle of piss with it, where as the cubicles sometimes don't.
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