johnhara1
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He has emailed me to see if i have any idea what it is?
He doesnt have the net at work so what shall i tell him.... 
[Edited on 16-09-2008 by johnhara1]
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C2RL R
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has he shagged any dirty bitch's lately?
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IvIarkgraham
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its aids
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johnhara1
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
has he shagged any dirty bitch's lately?
1 and he's still going with her.
1st thing i said was aids
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C2RL R
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you've got to go with some form of std mate.
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C2RL R
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text him back and say "whatever you do, don't touch your dick with them hands without wearing gloves"
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DannyB
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Tell him its animal aids, he must have come into contact with an animal that has it, tell him to get to the vets.
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johnhara1
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What STD would fit the symptoms?
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dannymccann
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Spots under skin, is that something to do with Meningitis?
edit - btw I am being serious
[Edited on 16-09-2008 by dannymccann]
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C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by johnhara1
What STD would fit the symptoms?
there must be one that normally only shows up on womens parts but can sometimes be seen on men in different areas. if not.....make one up!
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C2RL R
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quote:
Originally posted by dannymccann
Spots under skin, is that something to do with Meningitis?
edit - btw I am being serious
[Edited on 16-09-2008 by dannymccann]
actually maybe he should do the glass roll test after reading this ^^^^
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MJFF88
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http://www.meningitis-trust.org/Signs-Symptoms.html
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deano87
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This will put the shits up him - it's a true story, from my sister.
An intern doing some work experience at her work was out one night. Anyway, she met this bloke, they were kissing on the dance floor etc etc exchanged numbers etc etc.
Anyway, a few days later her lips started turning blue and going generally a bit mank. The doctors weren't sure of what it was and just gave her some anti-biotics to clear it up.
They didn't work. So she went back to the doctors and they took samples/flakes of skin from her lips and on immediate impression at this consultation they said it looked like some kind of salmonella poisoning i.e. raw meat infection. She obviously didn't know what it could be.
A few days later she narrowed it down to kissing the guy and the results came back saying it was actually a form of decomposition on her lips. She could only think she caught it from kissing the guy and the doctors got concerned. She gave the police his mobile number, traced it, went to his flat and. . .there were a couple of dead bodies in his flat.
I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
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dannymccann
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^^ NICE
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pow
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
This will put the shits up him - it's a true story, from my sister.
An intern doing some work experience at her work was out one night. Anyway, she met this bloke, they were kissing on the dance floor etc etc exchanged numbers etc etc.
Anyway, a few days later her lips started turning blue and going generally a bit mank. The doctors weren't sure of what it was and just gave her some anti-biotics to clear it up.
They didn't work. So she went back to the doctors and they took samples/flakes of skin from her lips and on immediate impression at this consultation they said it looked like some kind of salmonella poisoning i.e. raw meat infection. She obviously didn't know what it could be.
A few days later she narrowed it down to kissing the guy and the results came back saying it was actually a form of decomposition on her lips. She could only think she caught it from kissing the guy and the doctors got concerned. She gave the police his mobile number, traced it, went to his flat and. . .there were a couple of dead bodies in his flat.
I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
I feel Sickkkkk
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Beato
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
This will put the shits up him - it's a true story, from my sister.
An intern doing some work experience at her work was out one night. Anyway, she met this bloke, they were kissing on the dance floor etc etc exchanged numbers etc etc.
Anyway, a few days later her lips started turning blue and going generally a bit mank. The doctors weren't sure of what it was and just gave her some anti-biotics to clear it up.
They didn't work. So she went back to the doctors and they took samples/flakes of skin from her lips and on immediate impression at this consultation they said it looked like some kind of salmonella poisoning i.e. raw meat infection. She obviously didn't know what it could be.
A few days later she narrowed it down to kissing the guy and the results came back saying it was actually a form of decomposition on her lips. She could only think she caught it from kissing the guy and the doctors got concerned. She gave the police his mobile number, traced it, went to his flat and. . .there were a couple of dead bodies in his flat.
I'm sure you can figure out the rest.
Fuuuuuuck
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deano87
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This was in London. Apparently if she had gone back to his flat, she'd have been brown bread too.
I tried searching the news story, however couldn't find anything.
But still, give that one to your mate John
[Edited on 16-09-2008 by deano87]
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Robin
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If you ever have to say "this is a true story", it isn't.
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Robin
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Furthermore, to reinforce that, if you have to tell the story with a torch lighting your face from below, it's definitely not true.
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deano87
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My sister saw the girl's lips though.
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Furthermore, to reinforce that, if you have to tell the story with a torch lighting your face from below, it's definitely not true.
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lil_g
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Deano
Made me feel sick !
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deano87
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The pleasure is always mine.
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sand-eel
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why would decomposition make your lips turn blue?
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sand-eel
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sounds like eczema anyway
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