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sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 19:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
knock knock


























who's there?





















postman


























oh right
can you sign here please
ok
right cheers
Jules
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Get the fuck out
_Allan_
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Linch
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tbh cheered my night up for 0.19999th of a second.
Ren
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5th Sep 08 at 19:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Did the postman say knock knock?
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no........no he didn't
Robin
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What was the package? Was it a jiffy bag full of LOL?
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the package was his new pet scorpion called scorpy.....
Kurt
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seriously there should be a test for sobriety before posts
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 21:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
mmm........ praise the lord
Faye_2003
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5th Sep 08 at 21:54   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Poor standard.
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 21:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
was I too forward? too fast? Can i have another chance?
Dione J
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5th Sep 08 at 21:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
A black baby was given wings by God!

He then asked God, "does this mean Im a an angel now?"


God laughed and said "nigger please, your a bat!!"
All Torque
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5th Sep 08 at 21:59   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
A black baby was given wings by God!

He then asked God, "does this mean Im a an angel now?"


God laughed and said "nigger please, your a bat!!"


Racist












(yes, I'm aware..)
Tommy L
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5th Sep 08 at 22:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Dione J
A black baby was given wings by God!

He then asked God, "does this mean Im a an angel now?"


God laughed and said "nigger please, your a bat!!"
Faye_2003
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5th Sep 08 at 22:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by sand-eel
was I too forward? too fast? Can i have another chance?


No, sorry.
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 22:04   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
gosh!!!
Faye_2003
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5th Sep 08 at 22:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
There is leaflets on how to cope with this sort of thing, or a helpline if you need to talk to someone, number provided upon request via u2u. We're here to help.
Robbo
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5th Sep 08 at 22:09   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Knock Knock

Whos there?

I need up
Faye_2003
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Haven't you got your own toilet?
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 22:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
what is robbo tookin aboot
Faye_2003
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5th Sep 08 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
He is knocking on someone elses door to see if you need the loo, his place doesn't have one.
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 22:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I need a poo hehehehehe
Dione J
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5th Sep 08 at 22:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Ku Klux Klan kidnap a black man they take him to a warehouse where they give him a dice, the leader says........ "roll the dice, if you get 1,2,3,4 or 5 were going to blow your fucking head off"



The blackman says "what if i throw a 6"

The leader says "you get another go"
sand-eel
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5th Sep 08 at 22:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics or it didn't happen.....

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