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SteveW
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7th Aug 08 at 17:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have been a bit bunged up lately... dont think its down to poor diet or anything.
so went to pharmacy and got a packet of Picolax lol... its damn strong stuff

so took it 5mins ago and it says i should stay near a toilet... should have desired results within 20mins !!! lol
Russ
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7th Aug 08 at 17:53   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
this thread has will be filled with shit before 7 o'clock...
Aaron
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7th Aug 08 at 17:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by SteveW
it says i should stay near a toilet...


You know its bad when your medication says this on the bottle
CorsAsh
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7th Aug 08 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Uxbridge brown tsunami on the way...
All Torque
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7th Aug 08 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Imagine what its like when you pee, you'll be doing that with your arse
Planty02
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
Imagine what its like when you pee, you'll be doing that with your arse


standing in front of the toilet?

wont it go all over the floor?
ed
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7th Aug 08 at 18:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote


I'd have prescribed Chinese food
SteveW
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7th Aug 08 at 18:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
think this stuff is overrated

although my stomach is starting to hurt lol
ed
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7th Aug 08 at 18:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Best go get a McDonalds then. That will sort your insides out...
SteveW
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7th Aug 08 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i dont want to DIE edward
Aaron
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7th Aug 08 at 18:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I predict 18 minutes until you unleash the fury and splatter your bowl.

Keep us posted
Kurt
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7th Aug 08 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Aaron if he posted at ten to saying he had it five minutes ago and it works in twenty minutes.. at what time will Steve have the shits?
Tommy L
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I'm waiting in anticipation.
Planty02
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7th Aug 08 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Steves a big guy...i'd allow a little longer...or take bigger doses

[Edited on 07-08-2008 by Planty02]
Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
Aaron if he posted at ten to saying he had it five minutes ago and it works in twenty minutes.. at what time will Steve have the shits?


SteveW
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7th Aug 08 at 18:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im sure everyone is waiting with bated breath lol..

sorry for my blog post but i really dont have anything else to do while i wait
Kurt
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7th Aug 08 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
surely that should be log post
Planty02
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7th Aug 08 at 18:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not yet kurt
Aaron
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I'd be sat on the throne armed with a laptop is this was me
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quote:
Originally posted by Aaron
I'd be sat on the throne armed with a video camera is this was me


Jakey
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Pics?
Aaron
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PMSL That also
Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by Jakey
Pics?


Vids
Jakey
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All Torque
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7th Aug 08 at 18:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your all so sick

IMO its just going to pour out, there'll be no need to push or strain, just like turning on a tap

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