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BluKoo

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Registered: 8th Apr 02
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20th Jul 08 at 21:23

Some of you may remember my post about the girl i've been texting...

Well I met up with her in the very late hours of friday night/saturday morning after the local night club had closed. Went along to some random guys house party and continued to get hammered there for a wee while.
To cut a long story short, i was walking up the road towards my house with her and i was drunkenly messing about with one of my male mates, and somehow i ended up putting my hand through a window! Clever or what!

I cut the hell out of my knuckles and slit my wrist, so i had to go to the hospital to get some stitches.

Not a good way to impress a girl. Especially when she has to sacrafice her cardigan to wrap around my arm to stop the blood

Its official, i'm an idiot, and i've probably blown any chance i had!

Matt H

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20th Jul 08 at 21:24

FAIL

Whittie

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20th Jul 08 at 21:26

You're a big boy, you'll get over it

James

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20th Jul 08 at 21:27

quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
FAIL

Tom

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20th Jul 08 at 21:32

Fully gutted

Ian

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20th Jul 08 at 21:32

Just goes to show, getting good advice on the internet is only half the story

BluKoo

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20th Jul 08 at 21:36

Exactly... execution is the other half, and i seem to suck at that.

CorsAsh

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20th Jul 08 at 21:37

If you're going to injure yourself, at least do something that involves saving her.

toni88

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20th Jul 08 at 21:38

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
If you're going to injure yourself, at least do something that involves saving her.

Lol agreed!! You'll learn from your mistakes lol...maybe

BluKoo

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20th Jul 08 at 21:38

:hang-my-head-in-shame:

I've told her that i'm going to take her shopping to replace the blood soaked garment.
Maybe not all hope is lost, it just means i'm gonna have to put in a lot more effort

WATSON

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Registered: 16th Jun 05
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20th Jul 08 at 21:41

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
lot more effort

and money

CorsAsh

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20th Jul 08 at 21:42

If it goes all the way, you'll be able to look back and laugh about it with her.

Best of luck.

[Edited on 20-07-2008 by CorsAsh]

CorsAsh

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20th Jul 08 at 21:47

quote:
Originally posted by WATSON

quote:
Originally posted by BluKoo
lot more effort

and money

This is sadly true.

I gave up on having a girlfriend, and with the money saved, was able to buy a ridiculously unreliable Japanese sports car.

Matt H

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20th Jul 08 at 21:50

At least you can take her out again..... to buy her a new top

BluKoo

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20th Jul 08 at 21:50

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

I gave up on having a girlfriend, and with the money saved, was able to buy a ridiculously unreliable Japanese sports car.

no girlfriend and rx7 = more wanking and a wankel

[Edited on 20-07-2008 by BluKoo]

CorsAsh

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20th Jul 08 at 21:59

I'm quite happy tossing myself off at 160mph +

N3CRO

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20th Jul 08 at 22:05

Yup, your right, you are a twat

BarnshaW

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20th Jul 08 at 22:10

u fucking idiot.

SVM 286

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20th Jul 08 at 22:22

How on earth did you put your hand through a window and what kind of window was it?

BluKoo

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20th Jul 08 at 22:37

I actualy have no idea how i managed it. Just play fighting with my mate i think.

It was a window on someones front door... thats what i've been told anyway.

Hammer

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20th Jul 08 at 23:56

Talking points = sex (in the long run)

Take it from a man in the know (virgin)

Ben G

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21st Jul 08 at 00:13

take her out in your dads rs when it comes, i'm sure she'd shag you then

Steve X16XE

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21st Jul 08 at 00:17

That's an Epic Fail

Atleast your ok now. Get the cardigan cleaned and give it her back.... it'll be an ice breaker.... or a window

Which ever you prefer.

Ian

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21st Jul 08 at 01:56

andy1868

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21st Jul 08 at 07:42

i have to ask, how to you accidentally put your hand through a window?

steve

[Edited on 21-07-2008 by andy1868]

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