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jamjar15

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Registered: 8th Oct 07
Location: Swansea
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20th Jul 08 at 18:16

hey guys just curious to find out about if anyones pride and joy in the shape of a corsa has had some twat break into it n make of with your alpine head unit and £1.20 in your change tray cos basically some prick did me over last nite in the space of 10 -15 minutes with a nice smashed passenger window and the contents of my junk in the glove box scatterd on my corbeau???

Mark.W

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Registered: 3rd Jan 07
Location: County Durham
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20th Jul 08 at 19:04

fucking retards,they should be hung by the balls.

i neva leave my head unit on display even if its for 2 mins because thats all it takes.

harrisp

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Registered: 15th Dec 07
Location: Derbyshire
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20th Jul 08 at 19:12

I never take my head unit out for some stupid reason but someone was kind enough to bend my door out but not take anything

bubble

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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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20th Jul 08 at 19:52

i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

corsa120

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Registered: 4th May 02
Location: Northamptonshire
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20th Jul 08 at 19:56

wankers

Huwsi

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Registered: 27th Apr 07
Location: Bangor, Gwynedd
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20th Jul 08 at 19:59

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

Class

Gutted for ya mate.

Someone Keyed my car lastnight while it was on my drive

jamjar15

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Registered: 8th Oct 07
Location: Swansea
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20th Jul 08 at 20:06

yeh i know it just takes two minutes sumtimes u just dont think do you although the fukin dipshit didnt see my ipod underneath the money tray thing so i spose the £1.20 he went for saved my trusty pod ehy ive just finished sealing up my gapeing car hole! as for the pikey well nice to hear you caught the fucker id probably b done for gbh if i cought the prick also he left all the wires and the usb ipod connecter and it just played media not cds

bright sides help

Daveskater

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Registered: 29th Apr 08
Location: Oxford, UK Drives: Jap wagon
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20th Jul 08 at 20:07

quote:
Originally posted by wooly101uk
i neva leave my head unit on display even if its for 2 mins because thats all it takes.

That's true mate, doesn't take 'em long.

I left my car outside a mate's house earlier (for a couple of mins) with the window open, radio front on and everything

Round here you don't get anyone nicking from cars though so it's not so bad.

Numberwang!

Originally posted by AlunJ
I like you Dave, you are a man of men

Originally Whatapp'd by Neo
Dave's maybe capable of a drive-by cuddle

Look at my pictures

psycho sport

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Registered: 27th Mar 03
Location: Guildford Surrey Drives: Vauxhall Monaro
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20th Jul 08 at 21:08

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

surely a firearms charge would have been more appropriate!

GBH charge, should have battered the cunt and given them something to charge you for! Did you happen to shoot him in the eye and blind him? hope so...

toni88

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Registered: 16th Jul 08
Location: leicester
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20th Jul 08 at 21:25

omg!! some low life scum out there!!!

opelbuck2000

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Registered: 28th Apr 08
Location: norwich
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20th Jul 08 at 21:47

fuckin pricks.. i just cant get my head around why people do it.. just for the sake of a stero etc.. they should all have their fingers chopped off slowly in public...

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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20th Jul 08 at 21:53

quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

surely a firearms charge would have been more appropriate!

GBH charge, should have battered the cunt and given them something to charge you for! Did you happen to shoot him in the eye and blind him? hope so...

If I found someone stealing from me I'm not sure I'd be able to restrain myself, to the point where I'd need to dispose of a body. And that's no exaggeration.

Doldy

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Registered: 13th Mar 08
Location: Norwich
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20th Jul 08 at 23:55

Jelousy brings them all on. Cunts IMO

[Edited on 20-07-2008 by Doldy]

Steve X16XE

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Registered: 31st Dec 06
Location: Barnsley, South Yorkshire
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21st Jul 08 at 00:25

My Corsa's unlocked. If i saw someone about to smash the window, i'd just tell them that it's open.... then i'll tell them that they can have the headunit, however it's fucked. It keeps turning the volume down

Then thats about it in my car

Stripped For The Win!!!!

Andrew

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Registered: 5th May 04
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21st Jul 08 at 00:26

It's a fuckin joke!

We work hard to pay for our cars and toys. These badgers seem to think the world owes them a living. If i catch someone even looking through my car window i'll break their fucking legs.

jacko198

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Registered: 1st Mar 07
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21st Jul 08 at 00:37

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

What happened? How did you catch him!

Corsa_Sport21

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Registered: 13th Apr 08
Location: Leven, Fife. Drives : 205 GTi
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21st Jul 08 at 05:10

quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh

quote:
Originally posted by psycho sport

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

surely a firearms charge would have been more appropriate!

GBH charge, should have battered the cunt and given them something to charge you for! Did you happen to shoot him in the eye and blind him? hope so...

If I found someone stealing from me I'm not sure I'd be able to restrain myself, to the point where I'd need to dispose of a body. And that's no exaggeration.

A guy i used to work with always said that if he ever caught some1 stealing from him,or trying to break into his house/car etc,hed give them a pair of concrete wellies and push them over his boat into the sea.

Iain M

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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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21st Jul 08 at 11:38

I had my red one broke into twice within a week. First time they drilled under the lock and emptied the boot of subs and amps second time they broke in they bent the drivers door back. Must of been gutted second time round as there was fuck all in as it had gone the week before

So they robbed all my cd's instead

Kurt

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Registered: 23rd Oct 05
Location: Hi
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21st Jul 08 at 12:33

could be worse, you could park outside your mates house, go across the road and then come back at 3am to find nothing broken, the car fully locked, stuff scattered everywhere and your radio gone.. now that is a headfuck!

well actually that probably isnt worse.. but none the less a right puzzler

[Edited on 21-07-2008 by Kurt]

Iain M

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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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21st Jul 08 at 13:09

Kurt thy probs took the window seal off and then metal coat hanger??

bubble

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Registered: 24th Jan 04
Location: Darwin, NT Australia.
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21st Jul 08 at 13:27

quote:
Originally posted by jacko198

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

What happened? How did you catch him!

i was in bed, heard my cdl pop , so looked through curtains n saw lad in my car. so got my Sig Sauer bb gun out, loaded a co2 can, filled magazine went downstairs, he heard door started to run, i shot him ans emptied the magazine into him.

police came, they advised me to drop charges for theft of my stuff, and accept a lesser charge for me shootin him. they said in court i would have been ripped apart.

justice eh?

Iain M

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Registered: 18th Aug 05
Location: Wigan - Drives 272bhp corsa ZLET
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21st Jul 08 at 13:41

There is none.

My mate kept haveng his car broken into, they would lift the bonnet disconnect the alarm then go. Anyway this went on they changed the route the the alarm loom took and then he put a line of razor blades under the front of the bonnet. Came out one mornin to find the remains of the tops of 8 fingers

and blood all down the front of his silver car.

Never had any problems since.

[Edited on 21-07-2008 by Iain M]

RS6

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21st Jul 08 at 14:13

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

so well done

jamjar15

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Registered: 8th Oct 07
Location: Swansea
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21st Jul 08 at 21:50

well i feel much better now u guys left lovely stories on here plus id like to add today i was in work on the halfords ripspeed section (oh yeh baby ) lol anyway and some dude wanted to order wires for the same headunit and he was missing the exact wires i still had hmmmm so i took his details on the puter cos he thought i was ordering them n im gona do some investigateing with a weapon of some kind

CorsAsh

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Registered: 19th Apr 02
Location: Munich
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21st Jul 08 at 21:52

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux

quote:
Originally posted by jacko198

quote:
Originally posted by bubblevaux
i got charged with GBH last week for shooting some pikey who broke int my 306.

i shot him with a co2 powered bb gun.

cunt

What happened? How did you catch him!

i was in bed, heard my cdl pop , so looked through curtains n saw lad in my car. so got my Sig Sauer bb gun out, loaded a co2 can, filled magazine went downstairs, he heard door started to run, i shot him ans emptied the magazine into him.

police came, they advised me to drop charges for theft of my stuff, and accept a lesser charge for me shootin him. they said in court i would have been ripped apart.

justice eh?

If I was on the jury at your trial you'd have walked.

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