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Author The way it is (and if it isn't it should be)
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 20:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
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How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
A woman who won't do what she's told
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I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut, and still think they are sexy.
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In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
Phi
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6th May 08 at 20:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
not true!
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 20:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
This one is though.

"Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy."
Phi
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Steve X16XE
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You know that the beer one is true
jacko198
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6th May 08 at 20:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
soooo true
Twiggy
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened when she brings it!
Phi
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thats not true! : How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 20:45   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Corsa_phi
thats not true! : How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me..."


Your correct on that one. It should say blonde woman
Phi
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6th May 08 at 20:46   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im out numbered id never win this....
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 20:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Very true there and something very smart to say..... see what i did there???
Whittie
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6th May 08 at 20:48   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sent to the whole office
Phi
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6th May 08 at 20:50   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve X16XE
Very true there and something very smart to say..... see what i did there???


thats was pretty damn clever of you

well done
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 20:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thankyou, thankyou very much. I'm here all week
chloe16v
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6th May 08 at 21:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
its all wrong, wrong and wrong
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 21:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You know it not.

Which room is your computer in your house CB?
chloe16v
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6th May 08 at 21:07   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
the living room why?

[Edited on 06-05-2008 by cb87]
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 21:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Well get yourself back in the kitchen!!!!!

(you should have seen that coming )
chloe16v
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6th May 08 at 21:12   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i cant walk so err NO
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Your no fun
chloe16v
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6th May 08 at 21:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i know, but i must say washing up is a mans job
Steve X16XE
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6th May 08 at 21:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Washing the car yeah. The rest of the day is recovering from a hard days work.
chloe16v
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6th May 08 at 21:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
err no, my bf is well trained
he will wash his car and mine the come in and wash the pots , i dont like getting my hands wet/dirty
Steve X16XE
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You've got him under the thumb then

I think he's going to get a good talking to at PVS. We'll sort him out.
MJFF88
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6th May 08 at 21:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Just told my girlfriend these

Not impressesd

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