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Poll: The Snip
Yip i've had it 1 (3.7%)
Yes no bother i'm as hard as nails 2 (7.41%)
Not a chance 24 (88.89%)


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Hammer
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   18th Apr 08 at 10:51   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

Boss was booked in today for the snip, lay down and a large African doctor came into the room and started tugging away at his nutsack apparently trying to find the correct tubes or whatever After wriggling about for ten minutes and being told to relax he got up and ran out and has now came back to the office just there

He's gutted everyone will think he's a pussy which wasn't helped by the fact my first words were 'you never shat out of it did you?'

Anyone else had it or think they could go through with it?
Robbo
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18th Apr 08 at 10:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

MAybes... better than the pill/rubbers for life when uve had enough kids?

My dad had it after i was born
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tubes tied?
Cosmo
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You sure he didnt go into the 'massage parlour' next door instead of the docs?
WATSON
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I would pass

Wouldnt like any male person tug at my balls no matter if its a doctor or not
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
You sure he didnt go into the 'massage parlour' next door instead of the docs?


He was wearing a leather gimp suit?
Hammer
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quote:
Originally posted by willay
tubes tied?


Coincidentally his brother is going into hospital next week to get a strained ball untied, how strange
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo

My dad had it after i was born


how bad a child were you!
Scotty C
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18th Apr 08 at 11:06   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

No way would I do that! Thats my man-hood!
Hammer
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Just been told they phoned his wife and she's now booked him in to get it done in a couple weeks under general anaesthetic
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What a load of shite, why doesnt she book herself in to get ripped apart?
Hammer
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My sentiments exactly, she's moaning the face off of him as she's given birth 3 times. I'm no expert on the matter but surely that's the most natural thing in the world?
Marc
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Can't cum in peoples eyes if you have snip
willi
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
What a load of shite, why doesnt she book herself in to get ripped apart?





A guy i no had it done, hurt like fook, told me never to do it.
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Hammer
My sentiments exactly, she's moaning the face off of him as she's given birth 3 times. I'm no expert on the matter but surely that's the most natural thing in the world?


Plus if she has given birth 3 times she will...

1. Be used to the pain so this will be a walk in the park
2. Not be having any need for her ladybits again

He should do it why she is sleeping tbh.
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18th Apr 08 at 11:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote

I'd have it done, of course, after having children though.

And I'd have to be under anaesthetic for it.

My dad had it done, and he occasionally gets pains down there, but more in the bladder area, rather than balls, so I think I'd go private or something.
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Can't cum in peoples eyes if you have snip


count me out then
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Can't cum in peoples eyes if you have snip



why?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Can't cum in peoples eyes if you have snip



why?


Your poor mum
andy1868
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thats a good point, don't you still ejaculate, its just not armed?

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[Edited on 18-04-2008 by andy1868]
Baskey
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The woman i sit next to reliable informs me that after the snip you can actuly shoot further, you still cum its just got no tadpolls in it
Marc
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Just blanks, like Cosmo.
andy1868
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shoot further? like enough to not technically break the binds in a hypothetical restraining order?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Just blanks, like Cosmo.


Yep, thats why your mum didnt mind riding me bareback

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