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I spent a few weeks in Austria before coming home for working in France. It's a totally different world over there for sure!

The first thing I noticed was when I pulled into a petrol station and paid for my fuel there was a bar. There were a few people there enjoying a couple of beers before they carried on with thier drive. The person in front of me in the que casually cruised up with a filthy porno mag in hand and paid for it without even a glipse of embaracement

Then I went to a bar. Inside the bar were live goats. No joke! There were also some stuffed goats who played musical instruments



Next stop was the supermarket in the morning for Red Bull and some other cheap booze. We came accross this and though "cool 80%, and you get a free hat!"



It was only after getting home that we took a closer look at the bottle. You know you have a serious drink when you see something like this on the label!



You defiantely know you've got something serious when you can do this with a drink



Then it was off to the bar. Usually in bars you have condom machines. No, not in Austria. You have machines that sell 'Travel Pussys' and 'Sex Gags'.




You're all old enough to guess what you do with a 'Travel Pussy'



Anyways, Austria rocks and the beer is fucking cheap!
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That's nothing, we have Urinal Football.
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Oh dear
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OMG, Stroh 80, haven't seen that for a while
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Oh dear
You have to be careful, if you try bending it like Beckham and piss up the guy standing next to you.
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I would see that as part of the game
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Hitler was Austrian
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We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in
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Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit
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Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit


it isnt you fool. This is one of the most historic and oldest countries in the world.

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We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in
The Eagle's Nest?

He did go there, but not often.
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We saw the castle that was built for him but he never went to because he was scared of heights on the drive in


Fucking pussy

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Wish our country wasnt so boring and shit


it isnt you fool. This is one of the most historic and oldest countries in the world.

I agree, there is loads of stuff to do
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Id love to go to austria, since watching band of brothers and seeing the lakes in the mountains

So beautiful
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I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?
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what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?
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I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?
No I didn't have sex with anyone
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what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?


You?
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It's so strange actually Jambo, when you see the countryside around here and picture Allied troops moving across them back in WW2.
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I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?


Wouldnt that be sweeden? Or am i getting my international stereotypes mixed up
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what would an austrian take pictures of to laugh at in england then?

what makes this country exciting?


You?


lol you are a funny one.
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It's so strange actually Jambo, when you see the countryside around here and picture Allied troops moving across them back in WW2.


Ive only ever been to the fatherland once, and this was in the middle of the night (Sadly not a covert military operation in the 40's but a mere school bus trip) It was efficient and interesting. But i couldnt see much in the dark lol.

Id love to go to berlin
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I think the real question here is did you have sex with anyone called Heidi?


Wouldnt that be sweeden? Or am i getting my international stereotypes mixed up
I think what he meant was "did you bang the Von Trapps?"
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intresting image.

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