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fir3vip3r
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im stuck, dont know what to do. sex is already happening so other options please
Haimsey
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Photoshoot?

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Matt H
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Video shoot
Matt H
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Soft clay indentations?
andy1868
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you could try not having sex with her
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quote:
Originally posted by andy1868
you could try not having sex with her


most sensible thing said all day
mattk
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try persuading her to have sex with me
Robin
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everything
chloe16v
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run her a nice long bath with candles n rose pettles
andy1868
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how do you run a bath that is longer than average?
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6.5 feet long perhaps
andy1868
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how is this achieved? bath extensions?
mattk
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fucking
Robin
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I find that using s telescopic one is the best solution to this inherent design fault
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a telescopic bath? now you're dreaming surely
mattk
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Ive never come accross them, interesting concept though
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quote:
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a telescopic bath? now you're dreaming surely


yeah, it's impossible I suppose, like a bath with a door to make it easier when you have gammy legs
andy1868
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be prepared to have your world rocked robin
mattk
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hyes not disabled, bet he has a fucking motorbility car too
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To be honest, that's a complete waste of time anyway, look at the size of the thing
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wander if anyones ever filled up the bath with water then opened the door to get in
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quote:
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wander if anyones ever filled up the bath with water then opened the door to get in


I would
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Get her to run round and round in circles around you for about an hour.
Then she will probably throw up.
Scoop that into a bag and together go out and find the neighbour you hate the most.
Set fire to the sick bag on the steps of his house and ring the bell.
As he comes out to the door he will see the flaming sack and begin to stamp on it...

Sick everywhere!
Take that you fucker you shout from some nearby bushes whilst you are taking your misses from behind and she laughs meniacally like belatrix le strange.

Then when you are fineished both of you run out past the man who is by now cleaning sick off his shoes and slap the used Jonny on his forehead and say take that magoo ya fucking bastard!

Thats what i would do.
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quote:
Originally posted by cb87
wierdow


Wierdo.

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