Steve
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How many have you had? any interesting stories?
i'v had a few one night fiddles, and one proper one night stand.
I was a little fucker when i was younger not so much with sleeping with loads of people because i'v never slept around, but more with having respect for the girls 
Me and my mate were driving through town one night, this was going back some years now, and we spotted two fit birds walking along, so i thought fuck it and pulled down asked them if they wanted a lift.
To my surprise they agreed, and i thought they were just probably using us for a lift home. So i ask them where they want us to take us, and they said they didnt wanna go home yet.
So i drive round for a wee bit, and ask them if theres anywhere they particuarly wanna go. And they suggest powick bridge, im thinking wtf. Anyway powick bridge is an old bridge that runs parrellel to another bridge where the main road runs. Its only used by residents as its a no through road now.
Anyway i take them there and we are sat there for a wee while, then we get out the car and stand against the walls of the bridge.
My mate starts getting off with the one, and im just talking to the other. I started to wonder that i wasnt going to get my willy wet, when all of a sudden she starts kissing me. So all of us are there eating each other faces on the bridge. Anyway my mate and this bird stops and goes back to the car. We are still kissing on the bridge. Next thing she undoes my trousers and pulls my trousers down boxers and all on the bridge 
So im stood there with a hardon the size of blackpool tower, in open air fully visible from the main road, with the chance of residents walking there dogs, or sneaking a peak out the window. So we are there for a wee while kissing and shit. Its clear she wanted a fuck, so i get my trousers back up and get my mate and this other bird out the car, by this time they are just happily chatting
Anyways, i started panic'ing she had slept around and got paranoid about stuff. So i wrapped up and as i was about to insert i asked her how many blokes she'd slept with iirc she said about 11..happy with the response i carried on, as we were finishing i then said to her "what was your name again" sooo rude she mustve thought i was a twat tbh lol.
We all slept in the car afterwards down Fox Lane, and i took them back in the morning.
[Edited on 19-02-2008 by Steve]
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gavin18787
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Steve the stud 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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Matt L
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none
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Aaron
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nice story. I've got a new found respect for you Steve
Edit - My answer is also 0. I tend to have long term relationships that crash and burn instead. Maybe i should change my Outlook on one nighters :lol
[Edited on 19-02-2008 by Aaron]
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gavin18787
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oh yer in answer to the question = 0
Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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Whittie
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Bet you glad you were kind enough to offer them a lift Steve 
Being honest, i've had a few one night stands 
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Nick A
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A hardon like Blackpool Tower LMOA
Funny story that, one night stands with no strings attached is good, i suppose, if you have no bird!!
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p4uls corsa
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one night stands=0
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Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Bet you glad you were kind enough to offer them a lift Steve
Being honest, i've had a few one night stands
you live in wales with sheep, nuff said
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Conway563
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Had a few. Had a couple of 2 night stands as well
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Steve
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2 night stand = relationship 
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Tom
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Fuck knows tbh.
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Steve
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tom you're a dirty fucking whore
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Lawrah
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Never had one, I get to attached to people.
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foxyk8t
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No one nite stands for me also long relationships that have crashed and burned,n if u call a one niter with an ex a while ago then i suppose maybe
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Conway563
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
2 night stand = relationship
Funniest one night stand was probably where I fell asleep half way through
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
tom you're a dirty fucking whore
Not so much now, have only slept with 4 girls in the last year. Had two shortish relationships and sort of getting into one now. The other girl was someone i've known for years
I used to put it about quite alot though yeah 
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Lawrah
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Tom, you fancy putting it about me?
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Tom
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
Tom, you fancy putting it about me?
FPMSL give anything a go once
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Lawrah
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Good, lets set a date.
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Tom
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34th Julember?
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Lawrah
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Whittie
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
quote:
Originally posted by Whittie
Bet you glad you were kind enough to offer them a lift Steve
Being honest, i've had a few one night stands
you live in wales with sheep, nuff said
Ok
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Steve
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yes ok
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Jay
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Good story.
Ive had 2, nothing really as funny as your story though
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