Richie
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1. If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
2. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
3. Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
4. Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
5. Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
6. Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
8. Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/
[Edited on 06-02-2008 by Richie]
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Whittie
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lol @ 8.
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gianluigi
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awesome
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BluKoo
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There are soo many of them.
My favourite,
"Mr T defeated Chuck Norris at tic tac toe, in return Chuck Norris invented racisim"
[Edited on 06-02-2008 by BluKoo]
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BarnshaW
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chuck norris once visited the Virgin Islands, There now called "the islands"
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Richie
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Fucking ROFL
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
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BarnshaW
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a black man once beat chuck norris at a game of poker, as a result chuck norris invented rascism
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FruitBooTeR
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Lmao chuck norris is a legend 
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter!!!!
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gianluigi
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The bermuda triangle was the Bermuda square until Chuck Norris round house kicked a corner off.
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BarnshaW
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chuck norris does not have a chin under his beard, he has another fist.
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johnhara1
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chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
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Nick-S
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Shane
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Some people say that Chuck Norris is a myth. Those "some people" are now dead.
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ryzer
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
The bermuda triangle was the Bermuda square until Chuck Norris round house kicked a corner off.
lol
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ryzer
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Fool me once, shame on you. Fool Chuck Norris once and he will roundhouse you in the face.
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Hammer
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Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
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_Allan_
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gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
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willay
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quote:
Originally posted by Richie
7. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
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Demo
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thats a fucking classic william
i also like:
when chuck norris does push-ups he doesnt lift himself up, he pushes the earth down
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gianluigi
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Leading anti-bacterial brands claim to kill 99% of germs. Chuck Norris can kill 100% of whatever the fuck he likes.
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Andy Stocker
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Andy Stocker
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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_Allan_
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Go into Google and type:
'Find Chuck Norris'
then click on 'I'm feeling Lucky'
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Jambo
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Pmsl @ connect4 & girrafes
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