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Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
if i goto bed now, i will wake mrs up, and she already in a mood with me
Cosmo
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27th Jan 08 at 23:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why is she in a mood with you?
Marc
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27th Jan 08 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Because he mentioned your ugly mush to her you scouse punk.
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
cos i am alive.

do women need a reason? i agree'd with her yesterday and she shouted at me
Cosmo
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27th Jan 08 at 23:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no they dont need a reason.

But if she had a valid reason then dont wake her up, if she doesnt then get up there and jump all over the bed and make sure you do.
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:22   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i have been a shit boyfriend recently... maybe i should hoover the bedroom before i get in bed? thats thoughtfull right?
Hammer
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27th Jan 08 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Take a dump on her chest.
JonnyJ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
i have been a shit boyfriend recently... maybe i should hoover the bedroom before i get in bed? thats thoughtfull right?


do it i take vids of the reaction!
CorsAsh
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27th Jan 08 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Quietly shit in the bed next to her, then wake her up shouting "FUCKING HELL YOU DIRTY BITCH YOU SHIT THE BED!!!"

Then she'll be embarrassed, won't shout at you any more, and you can use it in the future against her.

Just don't wake her up as you're crimping off a length or she'll probably leave you.

This plan is foolproof.
Marc
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27th Jan 08 at 23:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Change the bed sheets.
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why the fuk would i shit in my own bed..
Hammer
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27th Jan 08 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why would you post up a dillema about going to bed on a corsa forum? life's strange sometimes.
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
why would you reply?..
CorsAsh
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27th Jan 08 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
To get one over on your woman, duh.

I'll come and shit in your bed if you like, but if she wakes up with me doing it, it's even harder to explain.
Cosmo
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27th Jan 08 at 23:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
why the fuk would i shit in my own bed..


why would you shit in someone elses!?!
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
why the fuk would i shit in my own bed..


why would you shit in someone elses!?!
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27th Jan 08 at 23:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
why would you reply?..


To tell you to go for a Boston Steamer, get with the programme Rusk.
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
why the fuk would i shit in my own bed..


why would you shit in someone elses!?!


PMSL
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27th Jan 08 at 23:28   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ALL women are moody when they are sleeping FACT
Cosmo
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27th Jan 08 at 23:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Steve
ALL women are moody when they are sleeping FACT


and when awake FACT
CorsAsh
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27th Jan 08 at 23:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
"I don't trust anything that can bleed for a week and not die."
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"I don't trust anything."
Explains alot
CorsAsh
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27th Jan 08 at 23:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Russ
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
"I don't trust anything from Wolverhampton"
Explains alot
Common sense really.
Russ
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27th Jan 08 at 23:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
oh balls to it, im going to bed. if u dont here from me, ash your shit the bed idea failed
CorsAsh
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27th Jan 08 at 23:40   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Wax on wax off too, make it look like she rolled in it.

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