All Torque
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What does a ginger miss most about parties?
The invitation.
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All Torque
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Paddy says to Mick "Mick, I hear that the girl who played Pussy Galore in the Bond film has split her fanny open!"
Mick says "Honor Blackman?"
"No" says Paddy "On a dildo"
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All Torque
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A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is, but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, 'It's what mummy calls me sometimes'.
The little girl screams to her brother
'Don't eat it, it's an asshole'....
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Matt L
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iv heard better. 
edit: lol @ the 3rd
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by Matt L]
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C2RL R
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fucking quality that pete!
edit: the first one i mean
edit 2:actually i meant the 2nd one
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by C2RL R]
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by C2RL R]
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Joe
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1st one is a good one.
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Whittie
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1st one
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Bram
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Why is it dangerous to wear Russian boxershorts!??
cos cher-nobyl fallout!  
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willay
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bram you deserve a lolll
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LeeM
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whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
the wheelchair
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by lee_wee]
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Mather.16v
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
What does a ginger miss most about parties?
The invitation.
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DYL
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quote:
Originally posted by lee_wee
whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
the wheelchair
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by lee_wee]
explain 
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Nath
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Vegetable.......... Wheelchair.............. Got it yet?..................
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DYL
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quote:
Originally posted by Nath
Vegetable.......... Wheelchair.............. Got it yet?..................
nope
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All Torque
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 cripples are known as vegetables. simple.
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AdZ9
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i had trouble laughing at that one too... then i remembered most people think that everyone in a wheelchair is a vegetable, how could i forget.
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Robin
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Banned.
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DYL
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i just dont find it funny when people make jokes about people in wheelchairs etc.....sorry if im being boring
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AdZ9
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Neither do i  i don't get to wound up though as my uncle is disabled but has probablly achieved more than most of the forum. Representing our country in the paralympics etc, he played for the UK wheelchair basketball team, then retired and coached the womens team. Now to me, if thats a 'vegetable' then what the hell are us 'normal' people
I just get annoyed when people think they are 'vegetables'
*edit* but anyway back to the jokes, its a friday afternoon i want to be made to laugh!
[Edited on 25-01-2008 by AdZ9]
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LeeM
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jesus it was a joke! my nan used to be in a wheelchair so its not like i asume everyone in a wheelchair is brain dead or anythin
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CorsAsh
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You've got it wrong. He's not saying everyone in a wheelchair is a vegetable, he's saying anyone in a vegetative state would be wheelchair bound.
Which isn't strictly true, as they're usually constrained to a hospital bed.
If the joke was "What's the hardest thing about Steven Hawking to eat?
His wheelchair."
That would make more sense.
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charlessurr
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What did the queen mother and princess diana have in common?
They both died at 101
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Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, youve told her twice
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Whats the difference between football and rape?
Women dont like football
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And if i havnt already been banned..........
Whats red and smells of holly?
Ian Huntleys cock
P.S only jokes!!!!!!!
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mattk
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little_duke
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heard the 3rd 1,1st was funny.2nd abit normal
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charlessurr
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Whats got 8 legs and a black c*nt?
The A team
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