stubs
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Registered: 30th Jun 02
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Since buying my winter runabout, a mate of mine has been pranking the shit out of me by doing things to my poor car 
It all started after a night out when I left the car behind his house & didnt go round till 3pm the following day to collect it. It was minus the drivers seat & rear wheels, carb filled with 2 stroke oil to make the engine smoke, then to top it he filled the interior with the contents of some old beanbags.
They've spraypainted smiley faces on my doors (doors are rotten & need replacing, which is how they knew I wouldn't be too pissed about it)
They've sprayed shit on my windows
A few weeks ago, they broke in again & filled the car with sawdust... which REALLY did actually piss me off.
Anyway, needless to say its my turn to start pranking, but I'm going to be more sly about it. I've come up with some ideas, one of which involves sticking RF & AM security labels in all of his insoles & his kid's pram... I'm going to have a go at making some of them smoke bombs that someone posted the other day... and there's a few other things that have been suggested which I might have to get on with.
Can anyone else suggest some well deserved payback? Nothing daft like actually destroying his property, but pranks that will cause embarrasment and or inconvenience him.
Cheers!
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RyanSxi
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Fill his car with something, something that won't damage it but will be very annoying to remove. eg ripped up paper.
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Tom
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I like the security tag idea 
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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dog shit under the door handles.
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Skylined
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thats pretty serious shit
have you ever thought about locking your car?
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by RyanSxi
Fill his car with something, something that won't damage it but will be very annoying to remove. eg ripped up paper.
I thought about that, but he's already got me twice with it, so he's kinda expecting anything to do with his cars...
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by Skylined
thats pretty serious shit
have you ever thought about locking your car?
Vauxhall Nova
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
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Put his car up for sale at a ridiculously low price and put his parents house no on the advert.
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DYL
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Registered: 19th May 06
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put a fish in his engine bay  when he turns he fans on he will smell it
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Mather.16v
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has he got a sunroof?
if he has then get it open and completely fill his car full of the polystyrene foam bits
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AdZ9
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I like the tag idea, i used to do it to my friends, find one in the shop and hide it in the hood of coats/tops or clothes etc, very embarassing for them 
Does he have his own house you could get access to? Could clear out one room of his whilst hes at work etc, or steal all his clothes from his house so hes fucked for the next day at work
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by DYL
put a fish in his engine bay when he turns he fans on he will smell it
...going on from the idea of making a stink, I was thinking about the vids from Metacafe where the guy shows that you can transfer car spray paint into an empty Lynx can or similar.... I was thinking to try this with fart gas into an empty home airfreshner can. Then on the sly when I next go round, just leave it in a cupboard somewhere.
I'd prefer to hit him subtly... that way he'll be less likely to catch me out as things will happen when he least expects it. He's expecting me to go for his car, so he's very careful about where he leaves it & its pretty well secured.
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Lawrah
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Put some fish in the door pannels..also pour some milk somewhere.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by AdZ9
I like the tag idea, i used to do it to my friends, find one in the shop and hide it in the hood of coats/tops or clothes etc, very embarassing for them
Does he have his own house you could get access to? Could clear out one room of his whilst hes at work etc, or steal all his clothes from his house so hes fucked for the next day at work
I've bought some & they're going in all of his shoes under the insole, that way he shouldn't find them by chance, they're safe from being washed & he's always going to be wearing them... unlike if I plant them on his jackets or jumpers etc..
Like the idea of stealing stuff... might go & get clothes that are the same but smaller & make him think he's putting on weight or something
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stubs
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Seriously, I have no chance of getting in his car... before all this started maybe, but he's on total lock down as he knows I'm out for him.
It all started because I got onto his hotmail, then facebook & changed his site around.
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Icy
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Registered: 31st Jan 01
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remove and put his reg plates back on upside down
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Jill
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Watercress seeds  in his carpets, pc keyboard etc etc etc
JILL 
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Jodi_the_g
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Registered: 7th Aug 01
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Sign him up to every junk mail telesales company you can think of.
thats evil jill.
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stubs
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quote:
Originally posted by Jill
Watercress seeds in his carpets, pc keyboard etc etc etc
JILL
 The hell didnt I think of that!! AWESOME!
Hey Jilly
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Jill
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quote:
Originally posted by Jodi_the_g
thats evil jill.
yes, but fun
JILL
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Jill
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quote:
Originally posted by stubs
quote:
Originally posted by Jill
Watercress seeds in his carpets, pc keyboard etc etc etc
JILL
The hell didnt I think of that!! AWESOME!
Hey Jilly
Hey Stu how's tricks?
JILL
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Shelly
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Put milk in the carpets, it stinks when it starts going off, and he won't know what it is to clean it up.
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Lawrah
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get some GAY 1 plates made up for his car, only put it on the back so he doesnt notice.
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andy1868
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wait til the weather warms up abit, wait for him to drive off with the windows down. this is your perfect time to strike with a flashbang through the window
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LeeM
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Registered: 26th Sep 05
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the little tag strips wont work unless activated in the store.
break into his house and turn one room completely upside down
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