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Edd
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30th Nov 07 at 12:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
1. Ye can properly pronounce McConnochie, Ecclefechan, Milngavie, Sauchiehall St , St Enoch, Auchtermuchty and Aufurfuksake.

2. Ye actually like deep fried battered pizza fae the chippie.

3. Yer used tae four seasons in wan day.

4. Ye canna pass a chip/kebab shop withoot sleverin when yer blootert.

5. Ye kin fall about pished withoot spilling yer drink.

6. Ye see people wearin shell suits with burberry accessories - pure class!

7. Ye measure distance in minutes.

8. Ye kin understaun Rab C Nesbitt and know characters just like him, in yer ain family.

9. Ye go tae Saltcoats cos ye think it is like gaun tae the ocean.

10. Ye kin make hael sentences jist wae sweer wurds.

11. Ye know whit haggis is made ae and stull like eating it.

12. Somedy ye know his used a fitba schedule tae plan thur wedding day date.

13. You've been at a wedding and fitba scores are announced in the Church.

14. Ye urny surprised tae find curries, pizzas, kebabs, fish n chips,irn-bru, fags
and nappies all in the wan shop.

15. Yer holiday home at the seaside has calor gas under it.

16. Ye know irn-bru is a hangover cure.

17.Ye learnt tae sweer afore ye learnt tae dae sums.

18. Ye actually understand this and yurr gonnae send it tae yer pals .

19. Finally, you are 100% Scot if you have ever said/heard these words;

clatty
boggin
cludgie

pished
get it up ye
wee beasties
erse
bandit
amurny
away an bile yer heid
peely-wally
humphey backit
Ba'-heid
baw bag
dubble nugget

And finally......

A wee Glesga wumman goes
intae a butchershop, where the butcher has just came oot the freezer,
and is standing haunds ahint his back, with his erse aimed at an
electric fire. The wee wumman checks oot the display case then asks,
'Is that yer Ayrshire bacon?' 'Naw,' replies the butcher. 'It's jist ma
haun's ah'm heatin'.




cue plenty of clueless english folk
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clatty wee bawbag
Edd
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you fucking love it
Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Lawrah
clatty wee bawbag


Someone said that last night on the bus.
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was the bus going round a roundabout?
Edd
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the bus
Lawrah
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Edd lets meet for crumpets
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"cue plenty of clueless english folk"
lol
Conway563
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I understood most of it
Edd
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only if i can have jam on mine
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RACIST
Scotty_B
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quote:
Originally posted by Edd
the bus







Lawrah, how did you guess?
C2RL R
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the fuck does that shit say?

spactards the lot of yer
Edd
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
RACIST



suck ma boaby wee man
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No, I meant that is how you test if you're Scottish, being a racist.
Edd
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fail
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proper geordie is better tbh
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racist explain?
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
the fuck does that shit say?

spactards the lot of yer

what is a spactard
C2RL R
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what is a humphey backit
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a limp person.

or a huffy person..but according to the interweb its a spaz

[Edited on 30-11-2007 by Lawrah]
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quote:
Originally posted by C2RL R
what is a humphey backit



lawrah in her avatar
C2RL R
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how do you pronounce it? i like the look of that phrase so i'm gonna use it this weekend
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
No, I meant that is how you test if you're Scottish, being a racist.


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hum fey back it.

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