drunkenfool
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Anyone got any good/funny stories?
I managed to break a girls pinkie finger once, and she was a hairdresser and needs her hands for her job, whoops! 
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Robin
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How the hell did you do that?
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Ben G
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she probably shoved it up his arsehole whilst he was going to sit down
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csweatherston
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ive damaged my banjo twice... 
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
she probably shoved it up his arsehole whilst he was going to sit down
Speaking from experience?
[Edited on 25-11-2007 by JonnyJ]
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Marc
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Are you expecting any honest replies?
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Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
ive damaged my banjo twice...
Same 
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cesil
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i fucked my banjo when i was 20, 2 weeks n no forskin later i was better
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csweatherston
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apparently it never heals fully.
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by cesil
i fucked my banjo when i was 20, 2 weeks n no forskin later i was better
Un-fucking-lucky 
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mk4_astra
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friction burn on my man, left a slight wound and stung like mad
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cesil
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by cesil
i fucked my banjo when i was 20, 2 weeks n no forskin later i was better
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
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gavin18787
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
ive damaged my banjo twice...
I cringe everytime i hear something along those lines
Someone i used to work with did it and was in severe pain for a fair amount of time
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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csweatherston
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ive broken a few hymens too
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by cesil
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by cesil
i fucked my banjo when i was 20, 2 weeks n no forskin later i was better
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
FLOL how do you stop the random ones though that just happen for no reason?
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mooney
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work warning
http://www.youporn.com/watch/20444
an
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905
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csweatherston
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quote:
Originally posted by cesil
quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
you had stiches??... i was too scared..
took 2 weeks to heal fully, then i broke it again....lol
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pow
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WW on the URL Youporn
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cesil
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
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Originally posted by cesil
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by cesil
i fucked my banjo when i was 20, 2 weeks n no forskin later i was better
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
FLOL how do you stop the random ones though that just happen for no reason?
fook knows how i did it mate
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cesil
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quote:
Originally posted by csweatherston
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Originally posted by cesil
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
you had stiches??... i was too scared..
took 2 weeks to heal fully, then i broke it again....lol
stitches when i was dehooded mate
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JonnyJ
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fair play mate
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mk4_astra
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quote:
Originally posted by mooney
work warning
http://www.youporn.com/watch/20444
an
http://www.youporn.com/watch/32905
seen the camera man one before
and the 2nd one, i would be fcuking pissed off
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Ben G
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quote:
Originally posted by cesil
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Originally posted by csweatherston
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Originally posted by cesil
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Originally posted by JonnyJ
Un-fucking-lucky
nurse told me not to get a hardon for two weeks or id burst my stitches, hard work
you had stiches??... i was too scared..
took 2 weeks to heal fully, then i broke it again....lol
stitches when i was dehooded mate
jewish
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pow
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I always get the feeling that going Jewish would hurt. Alot.
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mattk
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How the fuck do you go about snapping your banjo, im careful with mine 
ive had no embarrasing incidents lately
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