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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car", said the male driver

"No way, get stuffed", replied the boy.

How about a bag of lollies and £10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way", replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY QUID, eh"? quizzed the driver, still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the fricken car!" answered the boy

"OK, I know what you want, I'll give you £100 and a bag of lollies", the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car"? asked the driver with a long sigh.
The boy replied,



"Listen Dad, you bought the Skoda, you live with it."




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lips will be flying everywhere mate
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LOL
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I would not be laughing at that if i owned a corsa b
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quote:
Originally posted by Necromancer


and a few more
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Marcy Marc

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lmao
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To be honest skoda jokes are enjoyed by people who are ignorant and still think a skoda is of the same quality as the 80`s cars.

If its badge snobbery even worse, just shows your a conformist and worry what people think.

Yes, im sick of skoda jokes as you can tell
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Nah the idea of the joke itself is bloody funny. I look at the joke thinking about their old reputation.
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hahahaha
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might have been funny if he had take the kid and bummed him
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quote:
Originally posted by pikey pete
might have been funny if he had take the kid and bummed him


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quote:
Originally posted by pikey pete
might have been funny if he had take the kid and bummed him


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