Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Just on the Facebook group with loads of his quotes in it...
"See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. Rohypnol (TM)"
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jimmy_Carr
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johnhara1
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Registered: 19th Oct 06
Location: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Probably the best comedian out there at the mo.
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Matt L
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Registered: 17th Apr 06
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A dog is for life not just for Christmas, so be careful at the next office Christmas party.
FLOL
gonna have to watch the dvd when i get in 2nite.
[Edited on 09-11-2007 by Matt L]
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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I think he's great
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Theres been a lot of talk about genetic engineering I was wondering, is it wrong to breed piglets specifically for the purposes of weaning paedophiles off babies, only I'm thinking of starting a company called "They'll squeal, but not to the cops".
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nova_gteuk
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Registered: 15th May 02
Location: South Wales Drives: The Bandwagon
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"My dad's dying wish was to have his family around him. I can't help thinking he would have been better off with more oxygen."
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Natalie
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Registered: 5th Nov 03
Location: Oxfordshire Drives: Vauxhall Tigra 1.8
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Love him
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
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My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
PMSL
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Fonz
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Registered: 12th May 06
Location: Newbury, Berks
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My girlfriend sat me down the other day for a chat. I say 'chat', it was her talking at me for six hours. I didn't realise that when men say they're 'spoken for' that's actually what they mean. She said "Jimmy, our relationship is at a crossroads. Down one road is struggle and hardship, but eventually, happiness. The other, well, that's a dead end." So I replied, "That's not a crossroads, that's a T-Junction
A lady with a clipboard stopped me in the street the other day. She said, "Can you spare a few minutes for cancer research?" I said, "All right, but we won't get much done."
rotfl
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will_ainsworth
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
Location: London, UK
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qb87oedXV-4
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GT4Brody
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Registered: 26th Sep 01
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The guy is a legend, saw his tour couple of weeks ago, havent laughed so much in months. He is very clever, his improstuff is good too...
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=PDkruIaEU_0
Just listened to most of the vids...
Worlds Best Dad... I fucked your mum
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gavin18787
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Registered: 22nd Feb 05
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Jimmy Carr and Jack Dee are the two best comedians imo 
Drives supercharged Tec with torque  
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JonnyJ
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Registered: 23rd Sep 05
Location: Scotchland
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"I live near a remedial school. There is a sign that says, slow... children. That can't be good for their self esteem. But look of course on the positive side, they can't read it."
LOL
EDIT:
OMG
"My grandfather told me, "Your problem is that you think that your generation invented sex." I said, “Well, did you ever fuck grandma up her arse, pull out and come on her tits?” Turns out that's how she died."
[Edited on 09-11-2007 by JonnyJ]
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deano87
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Registered: 21st Oct 06
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"Every mans thought about gay sex right? I know I have, I thought 'ewww, my cock will get covered in pooh'!"
and
"I don't mind gays. In fact I quite like gays. It's against god, against nature and they're going to hell!"
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Robbo
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Registered: 6th Aug 02
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Hoping the dvd boxset arrives tomorrow so i can spend all weekend watchign
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Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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He was on Jonathan Ross earlier
"I once knew a wrestler who wore a unitard. I always thought to myself 'Sounds like a special needs kid with a horn.'"
"There was a headline on the paper the other day, "Man held after rape", I was thinking 'what? she gave him a cuddle?'"
I didn't used to find him funny, he's grown on me though.
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ShEp
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Registered: 9th Aug 05
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i find his jokes funny to read but i just do not find the guy funny
maybe its just the person he is, cant put my finger on it,
but i do like jack dee and lee evans
any1 seen the you tube video about Lee's dog brian?
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Jules
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Registered: 26th Nov 04
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"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Rape"
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16V_1600
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Registered: 7th Oct 07
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quote:
Originally posted by Fee
My girlfriend said she wanted me to tease her, so I said "Alright, fatty."
PMSL
ROFL!!!!
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AndyKent
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Registered: 3rd Sep 05
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
but i do like jack dee and lee evans
any1 seen the you tube video about Lee's dog brian?
Jack Dee is awesome, went and saw him last year doing a really small gig - was brillliant!
Brian
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Jay
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Registered: 26th Sep 04
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YXLbuR9GS0A
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Fee
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Registered: 16th Nov 05
Location: With AK
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?"
"Rape"
I'm almost crying I'm laughing so much at this post
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Butler
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Registered: 2nd Jun 05
Location: London
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I still think Russell Brand is funnier, its all in the delivery.
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