C2RL R
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http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2007/10/26/nsex126.xml&CMP=ILC-mostviewedbox
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Cosmo
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Assuming this was his own bike...what the hell was he doing, in his own locked room, that was against the law? 
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Fonz
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Hammer
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I can't mock i've had a shot of the town bike 
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Kurt
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how do you have sex with a bicycle 
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AndyKent
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Very very odd, but he was in his own locked room. Surely you wouldn't call the police on him.
Weird though or what
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Hammer
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Someone maybe asked him for a bike pump and he took it literally?
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C2RL R
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i'm gonna try it later
edit:
its daft tho isn't it. how the hell can he be placed on the sex offenders list for that? what did the bike do? scream rape?! its not like there was a kid sat on it at the time.
fucking waste of the courts time and an invasion of the guy's privacy. he is an old chap and is now gonna die being known as a perverted fuck up. should have dismissed it and leave the guy with some dignity. even tho he likes to have his way with bikes.
[Edited on 01-11-2007 by C2RL R]
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Kurt
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i mean where do you stick it? we discussed it in the office and we came up with the handlebars, but tbh if he can fit it in there i can see his reasoning..
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JonnyJ
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''Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.''
I mean, come on mate, what are you doing?
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Tom
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FPMSL how, why, wtf
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
i mean where do you stick it? we discussed it in the office and we came up with the handlebars, but tbh if he can fit it in there i can see his reasoning..
May be he is of gay?
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AndyKent
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quote:
Originally posted by deano87
quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
i mean where do you stick it? we discussed it in the office and we came up with the handlebars, but tbh if he can fit it in there i can see his reasoning..
May be he is of gay?
Quite possibly, the bike may well have been bent 
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ShEp
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I suppose its classed as rape,
the bike didnt concent to it
what a piss take though
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deano87
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
I suppose its classed as rape,
the bike didnt concent to it
what a piss take though
In that case, I raped myself the other day when I had a wank.
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
I suppose its classed as rape,
the bike didnt concent to it
what a piss take though
Surely you can't "rape" an inanimate object though? Otherwise technically i'm raping my boxers everyday i wear them. I'm sure they haven't "consented" to having my crotch rubbed against them all day
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Superlite Ltd.
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A man has been placed on the sex offenders’ register after being caught trying to have sex with a bicycle
Funniest headline i have ever read in my life
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ShEp
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by ShEp
I suppose its classed as rape,
the bike didnt concent to it
what a piss take though
Surely you can't "rape" an inanimate object though? Otherwise technically i'm raping my boxers everyday i wear them. I'm sure they haven't "consented" to having my crotch rubbed against them all day
i can make no sense of the charge,
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JonnyJ
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Me neither, probably best to have a guy like that off the streets though
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ShEp
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but how the fuck do you interfere with a bicycle?
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Robin
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Maybe they just needed an excuse after he tried fucking the pavement?
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ShEp
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is it the same guy? 
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Robin
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No, I didn't read the article
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Baskey
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whats wrong with a wank
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ShEp
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i just cannot comprehend how this works?
how the fuck do you have sex with a bike? or a pavement?
there's sluts out there gagging for penis
i remember watching a documentary on sky once,
was about a guy who had sexual urges towards cars he was asked by the guy 'have you had sexual intercourse with your cars?' and he said he like to have sex with various different cars,
i mean WTF!!!deprived children? sick? wierd?
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