Steve
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On my way to work this morning, switched my phone off as was driving, and placed it on the passengar seat. Went round a corner and heard it slide off and hit the door, thought id leave it till i got where i was going and get it then.
Got to my destination went to get my phone from down the side of the seat. Couldnt see it! Spent about 15 mins searching high and low, seats back, seats forward couldnt find it, couldnt ring it either as it was off.
Thought, this is absolutely ludicrous, how can a phone just disappear.
Gave up for a bit, then returned, again had seats backwards and forwards, for another 10 mins or so, on my stomach over the back seats peering everywhere, could not be seen for shit! Then i noticed the fabia has got some small vents underneath the front seats, about 1.5inch high and 4inchs wide.
I thought, no way would it have found its way down there, so continued searching the floor. Still nothing, so slowly but surely started to convince myself the phone had somehow slipped down there.
Got my mates phone that was the same model, and sure enough it just fitted. I couldnt really get in to have a look up the vent as im too big to get in the gap, and it was dark anyway. Went inside and started moaning about it, and said what we need is someone with small hands.
This girl said, oh il give it a go if you like, i said ok, not thinking she'd be any use anyway as this vent obviously went all the way down the end of the car.
So we go back out, i first try reversing down a hill and slamming on the brakes to see if it slid back out, couldnt hear it move or owt.
Got her to get in the gap to see if she could see it, she reckoned she could, she tried to reach it and said its probably about 6 inchs further than she could reach. This confirmed the phone was in the vent. So i ring skoda to see if they knew how to get to the end of the vent, they didnt really know and just wanted to look at it, so left that.
We go back out side and i try a few more reverses and braking to no joy.
Then i gave her a stick and she starts poking and saying she can feel it moving but cant get above it to pull it out, and the twig was too short.
So i break a longer stick off a tree and give it her, she pokes it about for a bit and manages to dislodge it, eventually it comes out.
Still cant believe how that phone managed to end up down there, and its a bit of a silly thing to have, im sure loads of kids must lose stuff down there!
[Edited on 22-10-2007 by Steve]
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Aaron
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Registered: 9th Aug 04
Location: Cottingham, East Riding
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Shudda bought a Bush
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Robin
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You had a girl in your Skoda? 
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Kurt
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what a horrible true story
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
You had a girl in your Skoda?
But his twig was too short 
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Steve
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Registered: 30th Mar 02
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indeed, semi fit too!
i got her email address 
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CorsAsh
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Wow
DOCUMENTARY.
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
You had a girl in your Skoda?
And you broke off your stick and gave it to her 
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Robin
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
You had a girl in your Skoda?
But his twig was too short
True story.
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Gregor
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
You had a girl in your Skoda?
Note that she had a stick
[Edited on 22-10-2007 by Gregor]
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_Allan_
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
So I break out my longer stick and give it her, she pokes it about for a bit and manages to dislodge it, eventually it comes out.
OoO pics of said girl?.
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Rebecca
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Registered: 8th Jun 07
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Random.
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JonnyJ
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quote:
Originally posted by novabex
Random.
I would say it was you fiddling with Steve's twig but he said it was a tight gap it was getting poked into
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Eck
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Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
quote:
Originally posted by novabex
Random.
I would say it was you fiddling with Steve's twig but he said it was a tight gap it was getting poked into
Steve is of Bonsai
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Rebecca
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Cunt!
[Edited on 22-10-2007 by novabex]
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by novabex
Bucket Cunt!
[Edited on 22-10-2007 by novabex]
I think that was his point 
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Eck
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Rebecca
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GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGRGRGGGGRRR.
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JonnyJ
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Poor bucket bex
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marklaruk
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theres a moral to this story...
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Matt H
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quote:
Originally posted by Gregor
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
You had a girl in your Skoda?
Note that she had a stick
Was probably something slightly larger than a barge pole
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CorsAsh
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quote:
Originally posted by JonnyJ
Poor bucket bex
There's a hole in your bucket, dear Becca, dear Becca...
There's a hole in your bucket, dear Becca, there's a hole.
There's a shoe in your bucket, dear Becca, dear Becca...
There's a shoe in your bucket, dear Becca, there's a shoe.
There's a rugby team in your bucket, dear Becca, dear Becca...
There's a rugby team in your bucket, dear Becca, there's a rugby team.
Sing with me, sing! 
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Aaron
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quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
theres a moral to this story...
Don’t buy a Skoda. I thought that would have been obvious
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JonnyJ
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There's a stick in your bucket, dear Becca, dear Becca......and so on
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