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Nic Barnes
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4th Oct 07 at 17:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dont get on with them, and while theyre away gives ample opportunity to fuck about with something. need something that wont actually be and damage, or anything that they would be able to work out was something ive done.

so far the option is, fart or collect the smell of several poo's in some freezer bags, open the letter box and let the smell out, continue this say 4 times a fay for the next 2 weeks.

what else could i do to irritate them, that wouldnt make it seem like anything had happened?
Joe
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4th Oct 07 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Cress seeds through the letterbox?
Linch
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4th Oct 07 at 17:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
make fake bird shit and splatter it everywhere.
Cosmo
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4th Oct 07 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
dead fish would work better than shit.

Personally I'd cut their telephone/sky lines and make it look like something has just chewed on it!
tomdaniels
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4th Oct 07 at 17:47   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you could be a complete bastard, break into their house like a day/few hours before they come back n microwave shit loads of dog shit uve been collecting over the week?
CR7
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4th Oct 07 at 17:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Muppetsport.... not get on with someone Shock!!






send us a txt m8
CR7
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Ram a CTR through their living room, go on you'd love that
drax
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quote:
Originally posted by CR7
Ram a CTR through their living room, go on you'd love that


Kurt
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4th Oct 07 at 18:02   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
board up there windows and doors
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fake eviction notice

Drives supercharged Tec with torque
drax
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Advertise their car on autotrader
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Stick their house up for sale
Seany
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4th Oct 07 at 18:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put expanding foam down the drains ang gutter pipe so when it rains it will flood the garden/path.
Nic Barnes
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4th Oct 07 at 18:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CR7
Muppetsport.... not get on with someone Shock!!






send us a txt m8


no no, dont get me wrong here. they constantly piss me off. and generally arent nice people. i get on fine with everyone else round here, and its the same for them, they dont get on with my neighbours as theyre purposely awkward

thanks for such a pathetic reply by the way
CR7
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
quote:
Originally posted by CR7
Muppetsport.... not get on with someone Shock!!






send us a txt m8


no no, dont get me wrong here. they constantly piss me off. and generally arent nice people. i get on fine with everyone else round here, and its the same for them, they dont get on with my neighbours as theyre purposely awkward

thanks for such a pathetic reply by the way


Thanks for taking the time to reply to my pathetic reply
Nic Barnes
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4th Oct 07 at 18:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
any ideas you can think of then relating to what i asked?

nothing criminal etc, as durham has taught me a few lessons so times have changed
scottyp1989
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put fish or shrimps in places where they wont find them but can smell them, or if they have a tumble dryer an have a vent on the wall put some in there as it will stink lol
Jake
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4th Oct 07 at 18:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
knock on their door then hide around the corner till someone answers
Nic Barnes
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4th Oct 07 at 18:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by jake
knock on their door then hide around the corner till someone answers


go away, not welcome
marklaruk
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quote:
Originally posted by jake
knock on their door then hide around the corner till someone answers


clearly taking things too far now...
Rob E
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4th Oct 07 at 19:03   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
put a fish in an enveople, post it and the stench will be unbearable after 2 weeks
AndyKent
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4th Oct 07 at 19:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go and turn their number plates upside down in the middle of the night, no-one will know it was you
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4th Oct 07 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
do what the devil did on balls of steel, get loads of dog shit and line it all over there drive way so cant really walk over it.
Nic Barnes
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4th Oct 07 at 19:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
are you suggesting i ask people for their dog shit?
xXSpUdXx
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4th Oct 07 at 19:20   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
could use your own if your into that kinda thing?

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