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Jakey
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Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."





Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"






Yes, there bad. And yes, im bored
gavin18787
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Drives supercharged Tec with torque
Matt L
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OH GOD!

wheres all them fail pics again.... pete we need you..
BarnshaW
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Eck
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaSriLad
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."





Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"






Yes, there bad. And yes, im bored


GENIUS
Jakey
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Somebody likes them
All Torque
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dave17
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The fish one is my favourite joke in the world
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by All Torque



FPMSL!!
All Torque
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Eck
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Pete I have that on my bebo

Edit: The pancake bunny.

[Edited on 05-09-2007 by Eckmcmann]
Theham85
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A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "why the long face?" ha ha ha
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by Theham85
A horse walks into a bar, the barman asks "why the long face?" ha ha ha


Rus
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quote:
Originally posted by CorsaSriLad
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yes, there bad. And yes, im bored


Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by Rus
quote:
Originally posted by CorsaSriLad
Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One said to the other, "It smells fishy around here."
Two fish were in a tank. One said to the other, "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Yes, there bad. And yes, im bored





Harsh words Luigi
All Torque
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jambo



Dude your track record with offday posts is not going well is it
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Jambo



Dude your track record with offday posts is not going well is it



Yeah, cheers for that Cosmo
BarnshaW
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lol
Matt L
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im getting confused now between whos threads im in
P1CK4D
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This thread is Fantastic! FPMSL
All Torque
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nik
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Bloke in the machining factory was talking to his mate while using the chopper, sadly for him his willy got caught in the machine and mashed off.

Unfortunatly his wife, the safety officer, was away that day.

He left work feeling a bit down saying he'd give his wife a good bollocking when she got home.

[Edited on 05-09-2007 by nik]
dave17
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YOUVE BEEN HIT BY ---------->
............|\
............| \
............|_\
...______|__________
...\___ A BOAT_____/
....\_____________/

which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

Fucker came out of no where
Jakey
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quote:
Originally posted by dave17
YOUVE BEEN HIT BY ---------->
............|\
............| \
............|_\
...______|__________
...\___ A BOAT_____/
....\_____________/

which probably makes you pretty angry. I'd be pissed too.

Fucker came out of no where




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