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Author POW and Neo's day out - in a 1.2 8v
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   1st Sep 07 at 16:51   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Going to collect some wheels from Ts8ssjsssjjjsssssjjsssport at the Darlaston Inn (NWNW meet place). Its about 140 miles from home.

We set off at 8:45ish:



O, no clock there...



Thats better

Filled up:



Plenty of supplies including Choccy and Red Bull .
En route decided that I should start to get sat nav working. So we pulled into Oxford Services on the M40. Bit of speaker wire, a 15 amp fuse and some time later... A working sat nav .



Except, some wally locked his keys in the car *points* Neo .
One call to the RAC "we'll be out in 75 minutes". Ahhh pish.

So I filled some time... on the shiney bonnet .



Mike eye'd up some food he couldnt get, and some butch lesbians. ("They are fit, just the non butch one" - "They are both butch ")





Eventually a RAC man with a sense of humor and a large belly recused us - in about 30 seconds .



Anyway,onwards and upwards. Got JUST past junc 12 and then BAM. STOP. Apparently I called some buy in a 330cd a cunt - when I actually said COOOOOEEEYYY! Ate a gingerbreadman - which was soft coz it was cheap .

Then was at the front of a road block Wikid... lol! Then timed a 0-60 in the 8v - 21 seconds .





Cruuuuzzzinngg (This was acutally abouty 72 on Garmin )



Found a company car chav:



Off at the M42 - MEEEEEH, it went something like this:

60, 50, 40, 60, 40, 60, NSL, 60 - then NSL.

Then to join the Midland Raceway - i mean express way - the M6 Toll . This road is soooo worth £4



Weeford park

Found our own private race trace somewhere in the middle of this - they do do a tonne



Then headed for the Darlaston. Has a drink with t8sssttssstt8sport and his other half - they are .
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Red Bull stop... well en route and off we went.



Stopped in Morrisons for a poo

Took a diversion off the M42 coz its ghay.

Found a way to prop the floopy vent up - with a Wedding Invite



Found the smallest BP in the world



M40

Home





Twats fun. Found a Cavalier motorhome en route as well



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Using a mobile phone at a petrol station
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It was a CAMERA... durrr
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Drinking whilst driving
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your just not meant to call people arnyt you cause the signal makes things epxlode,....
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quote:
Originally posted by Deadude
your just not meant to call people arnyt you cause the signal makes things epxlode,....


in theory yes,but brainacs proved that wrong

its more shocking that they locked themselves out off the car

And the missing dash pieces
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you showed the speedo doing 81 when really you were doing 72. so what does mean when your doing 100? lol

the answer, they still dont do a ton
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The Bus

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What did your satnav actually say your top speed was? When i picked my spoiler up off adam_b i managed an indicated 96mph according to my satnav
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quote:
Originally posted by nova_gteuk
quote:
Originally posted by Deadude
your just not meant to call people arnyt you cause the signal makes things epxlode,....


in theory yes,but brainacs proved that wrong




wrong it was mythbusters

you seem to have missed out pictures of the reason you went
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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
wrong it was mythbusters

you seem to have missed out pictures of the reason you went


I was watching that this morning,that ginger bird would have it

They also tryed it on brainacs
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kari byron

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quote:
Originally posted by Kurt
kari byron



Nice tits but her face looks fucked up lol

She has quite a pretty face normally i think
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corsas are a piece of piss to break into if you dont have an immobiliser
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Yes... in a service station with tools in the car .

I dunno - probs 94? honestly, 81 on the speedo was probs 76?
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Top speed was 95 btw
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Ace thread
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thanks mate - get trax ticket?
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Yes
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Excelent stuff
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I had 115 in mine and the Garmin said 106

That was also on th M6 Toll
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The Midlad Raceway ftw
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128 on speedo, 126 on tomtom
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kari byron deffo would

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