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Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 19:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Beat the "flush" when they go for a wee??
_Allan_
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18th Aug 07 at 19:17   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I play beat the meat then have a wee
Marc
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18th Aug 07 at 19:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Nope.
Robin
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18th Aug 07 at 19:22   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Not since I was about 10
pdwhelan
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18th Aug 07 at 19:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
remember doing shit like this when i was a kid.. what are the rules again? its been a while! lol
CorsAsh
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18th Aug 07 at 19:41   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_
I play beat the meat then have a wee
Be careful, I did that once and nearly cut my toilet in half
Robbo
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18th Aug 07 at 19:42   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
Not since I was about 10
antmashed
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18th Aug 07 at 19:52   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 19:58   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Rules, once you start to piss you have to flush, then you have to stop peeing before the flush finishes,

Its fully ace1
Whittie
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18th Aug 07 at 20:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I miss posts like this. Gaz you are truly a tard.
mikeef
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AndyKent
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Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 20:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Whittie, i'll show the cheats for this game soon...
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
pics?

I bet you cheat by filling the reservoir so it keeps flushing until you finish in your own time eh?
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Pics could be provided i guess :S

cheat is to stop efore it and then re-flush to carry on the piss haha
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
What, just stop pissing...just like that? I did that once and it hurt
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
another one from a guy i used to work with was:

Beat the chopper

This is where yourhaving a long crap, and you ass clinches so it "chops you shit. You had to try and either make it not chop OR have shorter craps to beat it.

Oh the fun we had in work making games up

[Edited on 18-08-2007 by Gaz]
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
What, just stop pissing...just like that? I did that once and it hurt


it takes skill and years of practice
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
quote:
Originally posted by Schlumpfy
What, just stop pissing...just like that? I did that once and it hurt


it takes skill and years of practice


You make it sound like you're an old geez? If that's right then you'll be going to the loo more often as your bowels weaken and therefore have less to shoot, and therefore become champion.

Beat the chopper is incredibly hard though. You have to keep some strain on as you take your next big breath.
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 21:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
does it work with dhiarroea?
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
If you're skilled...
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
im only 21

try it and tell us muppet...
Nic Barnes
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18th Aug 07 at 21:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
id need to eat lots of eggs and some potatoe based snacks.

ever spent a week eating only sweetcorn and drinking guiness? you shit wasps
Gaz
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18th Aug 07 at 21:33   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Schlumpfy
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18th Aug 07 at 21:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Gaz
im only 21

try it and tell us muppet...


I'm sorry Grandad Gaz

quote:
id need to eat lots of eggs and some potatoe based snacks.

ever spent a week eating only sweetcorn and drinking guiness? you shit wasps


Sounds like a plan!
I ate a box of 200 pink foam mushroom sweety things once as well, turned the poo pink..


[Edited on 18-08-2007 by Schlumpfy]

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