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Matt H
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I was truly & utterly defeated by a Honda Civic 1.6 Sport the other day

My friends grlfriend has one & I had to move it off my drive the other day so that I could get my shitty granny mobile Corsa out. After selecting reverse from on top of the dashboard I pulled it off the drive & parked it just outside my house. When I went to get out I couldn't remove the key. I had to call my friend to ask him how to do it Turns out you have to push the key in slightly before being able to turn it to the point where the key comes out.

Whats even more worrying is that this system has NEVER failed, making it without doubt one of the greatest motor engineering advancements of the past decade.

Be very very careful, they are much better than you think.
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I predict good things for this thread
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why is that great?
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Andy Stocker
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Same on my Impreza, mine doesn't have technology though, doesn't even have a clock
Matt H
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Maybe it's to stop the key flying out during v-tec yo!?

[Edited on 17-08-2007 by Matt H]
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i have to press the stop button (which will only work under 5mph) and then push the key in to let it slide out
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I assume that its there incase a joyrider trys to steal ur keys or sumthing?

Love the avatar andy stocker lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Maybe it's to stop the key flying out during v-tec?


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i particully like muppetsports story of when honda owners tell him the v-tec system has never failed, and his reply was along the lines of "neither has a mk3 cav header tank"
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toyota auris' make you press the clutch to start them
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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
Maybe it's to stop the key flying out during v-tec Yo! ?


Whenever Vtec (yo!) is mentioned it must ALWAYS, under EVERY circumstance, be followed by a "Yo!" - I have ammended your posting, please ensure that it doesn't happen again.

Yhankyou
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does that mean vvti should be followed by Aiiiiiii
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No Kurt, no it doesn't
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Good idea.

Stops car jackings and people stealing your keys. Good little idea....
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
No Kurt, no it doesn't


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quote:
Originally posted by Matt H
I was truly & utterly defeated by a Honda Civic 1.6 Sport the other day

My friends grlfriend has one & I had to move it off my drive the other day so that I could get my shitty granny mobile Corsa out. After selecting reverse from on top of the dashboard I pulled it off the drive & parked it just outside my house. When I went to get out I couldn't remove the key. I had to call my friend to ask him how to do it Turns out you have to push the key in slightly before being able to turn it to the point where the key comes out.

Whats even more worrying is that this system has NEVER failed, making it without doubt one of the greatest motor engineering advancements of the past decade.

Be very very careful, they are much better than you think.


Lol @ you not being able to figure that out, I shudder to think of people like you being let loose into the community.
Damn those inscrutable jap machines!!
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noob that doesn't know how to remove key from barrel!
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on bloke 3000gt u press a button to release the key i didnt know this and thought i broke the key as it would come out
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saab's have to be put into reverse to get the key out, i think
Ste L
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quote:
Originally posted by corb
saab's have to be put into reverse to get the key out, i think


correct, they lock them into reverse too,
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Same with 300zx's... Much tiem spent trying to remove the fucking key.
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again honda owners


Good idea i supose


Drives supercharged Tec with torque

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