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Tommy L

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3rd Aug 07 at 13:55

Three little ducks go into a bar............................

"Say, what's your name?" the bartender asked the first duck. "Huey,"
was the reply. "How's your day been, Huey?"

"Great . Lovely day. Had a ball. Been in and out of puddles all day.
What else could a duck want?" said Huey.

"Oh. That's nice," said the bartender. He turned to the second duck, "Hi, and what's your name?"

"Dewey," came the answer from duck number two.

"So how's your day been, Dewey! ?" he asked.

"Great. Lovely day. I've had a ball too. Been in and out of puddles all day myself. What else could a duck want?"

The bartender turned to the third duck and said, "So, you must be Louie?"

"No," she said, batting her eyelashes.

"My name is Puddles."

R Lee

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3rd Aug 07 at 13:56

Puddles sounds fit

mikeef

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3rd Aug 07 at 13:57

Slut duck

Rus

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:02

pics of said puddles?

Hammer

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:02

pics

Kurt

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:02

Lollercaust

Hammer

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:02

Only on cs tbf

Planty02

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:03

_Allan_

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:03

Planty02

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:05

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_

SMASH!!!

Nath

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:06

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_

Did you just type 'duck loving' into Google?

IvIarkgraham

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:07

i dont get it

Haimsey

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:20

Marcy Marc

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Matt L

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:31

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_

rofl harris, almost pissed myself when i saw this.

Jakey

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:32

quote:
Originally posted by Nath

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_

Did you just type 'duck loving' into Google?

No he typed in 'duck sex'

Kathryn W

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:35

Pmsl

Ben G

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:43

quote:
Originally posted by _Allan_

tap that

i want puddles

TheCam

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:45

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i dont get it

i hope your kidding

mikeef

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:54

quote:
Originally posted by cam1

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i dont get it

i hope your kidding

_Allan_

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3rd Aug 07 at 14:55

I don't get duck sex either

They're too slipery and can swim quicker.

Tommy L

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3rd Aug 07 at 15:21

what the hell have i started

Matt L

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3rd Aug 07 at 15:25

you started the i admit to havin duck sex thread

let me be the first to start

IvIarkgraham

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3rd Aug 07 at 15:27

quote:
Originally posted by mikeef

quote:
Originally posted by cam1

quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i dont get it

i hope your kidding

Whittie

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3rd Aug 07 at 22:58

All Torque

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4th Aug 07 at 08:48

That reminds me, I went to the doctors the other day for a check-up and the doctor said I had a mole on the end of my dick...

Thats the last time I fuck one of them.

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