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Author Excuses for getting off work
eastend
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Registered: 13th Mar 07
Location: Taunton, Somerset
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30th Jun 07 at 12:55   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
i am due to be working tomoro, but am not going in and cant find cover, i cant call in sick because i have done that too many times lol

anyone have any good ideas of how to get out of it??

cheers
All Torque
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Registered: 17th Nov 05
Location: Milton Keynes Drives: Ford Focus TDCi
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30th Jun 07 at 12:57   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell 'em you're having your apendix taken out
IvIarkgraham
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Registered: 27th Mar 04
Location: Ellesmere Port, Cheshire
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30th Jun 07 at 13:00   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
and when they ask to see the scar?

just dont go in and say you over slept
pdwhelan
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Registered: 25th Sep 06
Location: Wigan
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30th Jun 07 at 13:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
food poison, member of family died, broken bone, arrested over a drugs charge, suddenly gone blind, you are held hostage by a group of chavs.. you get the idea be creative
mattk
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Registered: 27th Feb 06
Location: St. Helens
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30th Jun 07 at 13:01   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Funeral excuse has worked at all 4 companys and 2 schools I went, Cant use them very often though
eastend
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30th Jun 07 at 13:13   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Funeral excuse has worked at all 4 companys and 2 schools I went, Cant use them very often though


can u have funerals on a sunday??
MatthewR
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Registered: 21st Oct 02
Location: Rickmansworth
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30th Jun 07 at 13:14   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mattk
Funeral excuse has worked at all 4 companys and 2 schools I went, Cant use them very often though


I dont think that right mate, tempting fate imo
paul.mitchell1984
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Registered: 31st Aug 06
Location: Wakefield
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30th Jun 07 at 13:19   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
you got arrested on a night out and didnt get released till midday and ony allowed 1 call so u called family...then say you got released without charge
fir3vip3r
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Registered: 14th Jun 06
Location: Stevenage, Hertfordshire
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30th Jun 07 at 13:28   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
broken down? waiting for the aa youll try your hardest to get in!
MatthewR
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Location: Rickmansworth
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30th Jun 07 at 13:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Car stolen - or been involved in a knock, broken into etc anything like that i think sounds genuine
mattk
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30th Jun 07 at 13:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by paul.mitchell1984
you got arrested on a night out and didnt get released till midday and ony allowed 1 call so u called family...then say you got released without charge


Perfection
Mark1984_SRI
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Registered: 7th Feb 06
Location: Preston
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30th Jun 07 at 13:43   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Say you've got the shits and can't stay off the toilet (not many people would lie about that)
Jambo
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Registered: 8th Sep 01
Location: Maidenhead, Drives: VXR Arctic
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30th Jun 07 at 13:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
glad you dont work for me
mav
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Registered: 19th Jun 01
Location: Scotland
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30th Jun 07 at 14:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Can't believe some of you would lie about a family funeral to get off work, thats low..
Kano
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Registered: 29th Aug 04
Location: Fife
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30th Jun 07 at 15:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by mav
Can't believe some of you would lie about a family funeral to get off work, thats low..


Just what I was thinking...

My mate left work early one day by saying his brother had been in an accident, next week it actually happened.. Ending up having to come clean to his boss so he could get away for real.
Brett
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Registered: 16th Dec 02
Location: Manchester
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30th Jun 07 at 15:32   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Is it low that I use my daughter as an excuse and say she's not well?
Tommy L
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Registered: 21st Aug 06
Location: Northampton Drives: Audi wagon
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30th Jun 07 at 16:23   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Is it low that I use my daughter as an excuse and say she's not well?

no thats fatherly love
Colin
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Registered: 4th Apr 02
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30th Jun 07 at 16:25   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Terrorist attack held me up

[Edited on 30-06-2007 by Colin]
strick206
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Wigan Drives:Integra DC5
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30th Jun 07 at 16:56   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get to work you lazy badger

[Edited on 30-06-2007 by strick206]
eastend
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Registered: 13th Mar 07
Location: Taunton, Somerset
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30th Jun 07 at 17:05   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no im getting my inlet manifold fitted lol
strick206
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Registered: 12th Apr 07
Location: Wigan Drives:Integra DC5
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30th Jun 07 at 17:08   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
get a lift to work?
eastend
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Registered: 13th Mar 07
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30th Jun 07 at 17:29   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
no im taking it down to plymouth to get it fitted
charcoalgrill
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Registered: 23rd Oct 02
Location: Bristol
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30th Jun 07 at 18:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
your car wont start, flat battery........
Robin
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Registered: 7th Jan 04
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30th Jun 07 at 18:17   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Go to work instead.
corsa_gsi_16v
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Registered: 6th Feb 07
Location: Swansea
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30th Jun 07 at 18:35   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Tell Them Your Either Having Your 'Bo*loxs' Choped Off Or Your Having The Snip !!

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