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DJ Dexta
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Was driving through ilford about 6 months ago and had to stop for someone in front to turn right was stationary for about 3 secs when i look in my mirror to see this c*nt going to fast inna split sec i knew he was going to hit me and boy did he hit me ouch ,immediatialy jumped out with a very angry face and said wtf d'ya think your playing at this burly black man gets out saying im sorry mate calm down etc. and i say no i wont calm down you were going far to fast he replies im a cheauffer for the rich and famous i said well if you are a cheafuer youd think ud e able to drive decently ......... and my baby daughter was in the back but she was ok slept through the whole thing lol bless her the damage to my car was minimal and while i was waiting for the police he tells me to my amazement my brother c i d in the force i replied so what do u think i give a f*k your still in the wrong you dont think your corrupt connection can get you off this one do you?anyway...........

police arrive take details etc. when he takes one of the c*ntstables aside for a quiet chat all the while im thinking hes probably telling them my brothers the blah blah blah although they wernt to impressed either before i leave the scene he takes my monile number ,

next day i get a call 'i'll give you 1000 cash today if you dont pursue a damages claim etc. i consider long n hard and decide no after advice from family etc.

anyway...........

6 months down the line i receive a cheque for 4700

nice going to get alot of mods done to my sri 1.8 corsa c now cant wait hehe



[Edited on 22-06-2007 by DJ_Dexta-SRI-16V-CORSA-C]
mav
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Be nice ppl.....
SAL
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turbo conversion from regal...
Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
Be nice ppl.....


Joe
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OMG'z datz wikkid man, bet da fella waznt expecting dat. What modz you gona do?
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
quote:
Originally posted by mav
Be nice ppl.....





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OMG'z datz wikkid man, bet da fella waznt expecting dat. What modz you gona do?


mav
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exactly
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toff...
DJ Dexta
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yeh i know im excited

well got the rimmy front spliter and the rimmy back box going to put them on tomorow wel my mate whos a mechanic is going to get xenons and colour code bumpers an wheel arches or maybe get rimmy (irmscher) sideskirts what you think people any suggestions?
Scotty C
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phat
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quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Dexta-SRI-16V-CORSA-C
yeh i know im excited

well got the rimmy front spliter and the rimmy back box going to put them on tomorow wel my mate whos a mechanic is going to get xenons and colour code bumpers an wheel arches or maybe get rimmy (irmscher) sideskirts what you think people any suggestions?


spend the money on learning proper english for a start
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what you on about be nice ppl? and toff? i know your not talking to MR DEXTA like that!
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by rimmy do you mean Irmscher? Sounds good, get some pics up when its all sorted.
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steve doesnt understand younger speach, he is old and nieve
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To MONSTER : thanks mate your hilarious how about you try and spell perfectly when you've worked all day driven along long way through london had a marathon sex session and been up half the night with your baby daughter i'd like to see you try son.

Have you not got anything better to do then throw your petty criticism on a msg board on a friday night? you really are one pathetic person anyway........


postive constructive comments only please

[Edited on 22-06-2007 by DJ_Dexta-SRI-16V-CORSA-C]
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steve doesnt understand younger speach, he is old and nieve


please learn to spell the word naive
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Right enough...Not going down this road again...

Maybe spelling etc could be better but I can understand it and so can you....
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quote:
Originally posted by DJ_Dexta-SRI-16V-CORSA-C
To MONSTER : thanks mate your hilarious how about you try and spell perfectly when you've worked all day driven along long way through london had a marathon sex session and been up half the night with your baby daughter i'd like to see you try son.

Have you not got anything better to do then throw your petty criticism on a msg board on a friday night? you really are one pathetic person anyway........


postive constructive comments only please

[Edited on 22-06-2007 by DJ_Dexta-SRI-16V-CORSA-C]


Where do I start?

I wasen't particularly on about your spelling, I was on about your grammar, or lack of it.

Oh, and I have long days at work and spend ALL night up with my daughter, but I can still use comma's and fullstops.

Anyway, thats me done.

Enjoy the money
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quote:
Originally posted by mav
Right enough...Not going down this road again...

Maybe spelling etc could be better but I can understand it and so can you....


Scotty C
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Sorry Mav. He just made my piss boil

Lovely lad tho
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quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Oh, and I have long days at work and spend ALL night up with my daughter, but I can still use comma's and fullstops.



no marathon sex sessions though, obviously dont have the way with the ladies as Ali G here does
SAL
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Stavs
steve doesnt understand younger speach, he is old and nieve


please learn to spell the word naive
ok
Scotty C
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Oh, and I have long days at work and spend ALL night up with my daughter, but I can still use comma's and fullstops.



no marathon sex sessions though, obviously dont have the way with the ladies as Ali G here does




Misses has a higher sex drive than me rarity or what
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lol ok then your forgiven monster ,<< will enjoy defo if you play your cards right maybe you will get some money ..........

I could pay you to shut up or pay you to be my minion.

lol
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Monster
Oh, and I have long days at work and spend ALL night up with my daughter, but I can still use comma's and fullstops.



no marathon sex sessions though, obviously dont have the way with the ladies as Ali G here does


Oh yes!!

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