Steve
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I find this a bit of an open ended instruction, what happens if i were into scat and would like the find the toilet with shit plastered up the wall?
discuss
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topshot_2k
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Shane
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SICK but true
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Jambo
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festival toilets puzzle me the most.
Been in them when the place has been open for like 3hours, nobody likes to go into a plastic cubilce covered in piss shit and puke, so why the fuck do people make it messy?!!!
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Jamie
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
festival toilets puzzle me the most.
Been in them when the place has been open for like 3hours, nobody likes to go into a plastic cubilce covered in piss shit and puke, so why the fuck do people make it messy?!!!
I held back and held back at Rockness but on Day 3 gave in.
LUCKILY it was 3am and they were putting a fresh batch so was clean (as far as I could see)
Did venture down at night on Day 1 and majority were overflowing
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Tommy
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Ide like to find them with naked women in them
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Jambo
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i went to the o2 wireless festival which has to be said is a bit of a rar rar fesitval and they all scream when a bit of beer lands on them so i would of expected royal toilets but they were just as bad as reading etc 
I perfected the art of hovering over the toilet not touching and dropping the bomb 
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MatthewR
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
i went to the o2 wireless festival which has to be said is a bit of a rar rar fesitval and they all scream when a bit of beer lands on them so i would of expected royal toilets but they were just as bad as reading etc 
I perfected the art of hovering over the toilet not touching and dropping the bomb 
Thats a skill though
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mikeef
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Tom J
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put plenty of paper down first to reduce splashback, or was it that tracing paper garbage?
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Planty02
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quote: Originally posted by Jambo
i went to the o2 wireless festival which has to be said is a bit of a rar rar fesitval and they all scream when a bit of beer lands on them so i would of expected royal toilets but they were just as bad as reading etc 
I perfected the art of hovering over the toilet not touching and dropping the bomb 
 @ Bomb
pics?
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Sam
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Squat.
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Natalie
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We've had some great emails about the toilets at work
This is one that was just sent to the lads:
Subject: Too many curries?
Gents
Sorry, but frankly I am appalled at the condition some of our number are apparently leaving the toilets in after they have used them. Please house train yourselves and clean up your own mess rather than leaving it for somebody else to look at or clean up after you.
Trap 1 in the downstairs loo is currently revolting which presumably (though not necessarily) absolves those of you on the first floor - similarly as its the first floor it is less likely to be a visitor. I am aware we have had workmen in today who may be the culprits but the principal remains - please clean up after yourselves. I will speak to Facilities re the fact that there is only one loo brush but even that is not a suitable excuse - there is one not too far away in the next trap!
Nuff said.
Thank you
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topshot_2k
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PMSL buy one of those fake turds and put it in the sink
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Sam
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Once I went into the toilets, I heard someone having a runny poo, and I giggled like a little girl.
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Shane
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i got locked in our work toilets for 15 mins the other day, didnt want to bang on the door like a plank, so undid the lock with the metal bit off my lighter
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Andy Stocker
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If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweet and wipe the seat
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--Dave--
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Andy 
I sit down when I piss into the toilet, does this make me weird? I use urinals so it's not as though I don't like the whole standing up thing. I just like to be comfortable when I wee thats all.
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topshot_2k
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like a woman
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--Dave--
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yeah
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mk4_astra
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sam-smith
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rate my poo dot com?
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mk4_astra
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no, a health website
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ed
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There is nothing better than a sit down wee at 3am when you have woken up bursting
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Ren
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^^ I disagree Nothing better then standing above the toilet, hand on the wall to hold yourself up, and try and stay awake as you empty your piss-tank... Feels soo good
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