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Nismo
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15th Jun 07 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Q: How much does a meal at your favourite Portuguese tapas restaurant cost?













































A: Your child
johnhara1
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thats not funny
marklaruk
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lol
Cosmo
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Dee
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nathy_87
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15th Jun 07 at 14:11   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
thats disgusting

[Edited on 15-06-2007 by nathy_87]
gianluigi
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predictable
All Torque
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Conway563
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40 Years ago 20 white blokes chasing a black guy was called the Ku Klux Klan.
















Now it's called formula one.
Nismo
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Q: What have Maddie and Houdini got in common?
A: They both disappear........oh and they're both dead

Q: What's tanned and really, really happy?
A: A Portuguese Paedophile

gianluigi
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15th Jun 07 at 14:15   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
gianluigi its my birthday tomoz what you getting me


a cushion...so you can get on your knee's and suck my fat cock
nathy_87
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15th Jun 07 at 14:16   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
would actually help if you had a cock
gianluigi
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wow is that the best you can do?
Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by nathy_87
would actually help if you had a cock


how many times do we have to tell you, HE IS MALE
nathy_87
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15th Jun 07 at 14:18   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
hahahah STFU COSMO
Dione J
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Tom
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Not keen on jokes about kidnapped children tbh.
Brett
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Michael Barrymore was asked if he'll be doin Panto this year. He said he doesnt think so as he did Aladdin 6 years ago and hasnt hear the last of it.
gianluigi
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Why doesnt barrymore have any ash trays in his house?












he just throws the fags in the pool when he's done
Dione J
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Black man goes to the doctors and says "doctor i wake up every morning and start running, i cant stop until i go to bed"

Doctor looks, opens his draw & pulls out some white powder out, says "sniff this and come back in a week to let me know how it goes"

The black man returns a week later and says "bloody hell doc it worked what was it crack?"

"no" says the doctor....













"it was persil, guarneteed to stop colours running"
Nath
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15th Jun 07 at 14:31   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Conway563
40 Years ago 20 white blokes chasing a black guy was called the Ku Klux Klan.
















Now it's called formula one.
CorsAsh
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15th Jun 07 at 14:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Thread of the Week
Dione J
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15th Jun 07 at 14:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Why don't old grannies have smear test's?









Have you tried to open up a cheese toastie?
James
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15th Jun 07 at 14:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I have a joke...........

--Dave--

The end.
All Torque
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15th Jun 07 at 15:00   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by CorsAsh
Thread of the Week


Thread of EVER.

FACT

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