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All Torque
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12th Jun 07 at 16:21   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
The other day my ex asked if I'd ever had a wet dream about her. I said "Yeah the other night, I dreamt that you got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing."

[/crap joke]
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
All Torque
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quote:
Originally posted by Robin
quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
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12th Jun 07 at 16:24   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
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Originally posted by Robin
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Originally posted by Cosmo
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12th Jun 07 at 16:26   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I actually laughed

I quite like it - fuck all these other grumpy cunts!
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quote:
Originally posted by Natalie
quote:
Originally posted by All Torque
quote:
Originally posted by Robin
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Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by Jules




[Edited on 12-06-2007 by pdwhelan]
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12th Jun 07 at 16:30   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Mis-quotes are not funny nor are they clever......
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quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
I'm gay


:shocker:
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
that was funny
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
Your gay


i know
pdwhelan
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12th Jun 07 at 16:32   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Sorry bit OTT

only messing with you Jules. relax!



[Edited on 12-06-2007 by pdwhelan]
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I have high hopes for this thread.
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quote:
Originally posted by pdwhelan
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Originally posted by Jules
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Originally posted by pdwhelan
Your gay


i know


Your = a possesion, i.e "your watch is nice"
You're = You are, i.e "you're gay"

You fail
Edit > Delete > Are you sure? Yes > Log off > Die
Jules
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12th Jun 07 at 16:34   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
BTW I'm only messing about, I'm off to make a scrumptious ham and cheese omlette - laters fuckwits and inbreds!
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12th Jun 07 at 16:37   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
LOL Jules
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12th Jun 07 at 17:27   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
ive herd that b4 still funny as tho
i actuall nearly died from laffter wen i first herd this
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quote:
Originally posted by GSi_16v
i actuall nearly died from laffter wen i first herd this


I advise you never to watch a real comedian then!
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quote:
Originally posted by Cosmo
quote:
Originally posted by GSi_16v
i actuall nearly died from laffter wen i first herd this


I advise you never to watch a real comedian then!
i just wasent expecting it that all
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12th Jun 07 at 17:36   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Would have been funny had you really said it to an ex
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quote:
Originally posted by Marc
Would have been funny had you really said it to an ex


funnier if it was to a current gf!
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12th Jun 07 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
I don't think he would be a live to tell the tale had he said it to a current gf!
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quote:
Originally posted by The Entire Corsasport Community


[Edited on 12-06-2007 by Eckmcmann]

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