--Dave--
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I was on my way home last from the pub with Jamie (had about 4 or 5 pints) when a deer ran in front of the car and I had to swerve out the way, I momentarily lost control of the car and mounted a kerb and ploughed into some bushes.
We got out the car to inspect the damage and it all looked ok. Jamie decided it would be fun to continue drinking by holding a bottle of vodka up to his eye. I tried it and I couldn't see for a while.... 
Anyway, we got back in the car and I tried to reverse the car, it wouldn't go into gear, realised i needed to put the clutch down.  we went on our merry way and ended up getting lost. We stopped and asked some people for directions and they didn't help that much. I got out the car to stretch my legs and all of a sudden one of the blokes we talked to grabbed Jamie and pulled him through the car window. Big mistake really, Jamie got up and pretty much KO'd him with a single punch, this massive black bloke was on the floor and i started laughing.
The other black bloke came up to me and asked me what i was laughing about. I told him it was wrong to beat up white people and if it was the other way round we'd be getting done for racial attacks etc etc... 
He eventually left us alone and Jamie and I got back in the car. We were low on petrol so decided to get fuel and some Rustlers chicken burgers (the ones that take 70 seconds in the microwave). They were so yummy.
The night was drawing in and I decided to take Jamie home, as I pulled up to his house I managed to roll into his mum's car and take the number plate off Jamie got out the car and i made a sharp exit.
Thanks for reading 
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Nath
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Cosmo
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--Dave--
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it was a good night. Jamie is a lovely lad.
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IvIarkgraham
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tosser
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Jamie Walby
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Yeah. Was a nice evening. Dont know what that dude thought he was doing picking on lil' wyte boi yo.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
tosser
bit harsh really.
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Brett
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Shit story, Dave.
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
tosser
Harsh. I bet if you'd had an eventful night like that youd make us read through your shit.
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Shit story, Dave.
C- 'Must try harder'
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IvIarkgraham
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i wouldnt have 5 pints and drive or drink vodka through my eyeball
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Cosmo
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quote:
Originally posted by IvIarkgraham
i wouldnt have 5 pints and drive or drink vodka through my eyeball
Id be a bit worried if people drove after NOT doing this!
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Jamie Walby
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Boring
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Robbo
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David, James... trying too hard *shakes head*
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Jamie Walby
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Its Jamie robbo 
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Nath
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Wallaby
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Jules
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I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ATTENTION WHORE!
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by Jules
I spy with my little eye, something beginning with ATTENTION WHORE!
oh ffs
people on here take stuff far too seriously... it's amusing in itself
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Robbo
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quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Its Jamie robbo
I shall call you Jimmy!
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Jamie Walby
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quote:
Originally posted by Robbo
quote:
Originally posted by Jamie Walby
Its Jamie robbo
I shall call you Jimmy!
Better than James I guess
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--Dave--
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anything is better than James
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topshot_2k
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what a load of old shit tbh.
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Dione J
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--Dave--
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quote:
Originally posted by topshot_2k
what a load of old shit tbh.
You're one to talk
and d_jay50, I'd rather post some bullshit story in off day than post pictures of other members to make myself look cool
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topshot_2k
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i dont make up random stories involving other men
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