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Twiggy
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27th May 07 at 16:39   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
just having 40 winks in bed and i hear voices down stairs....

look down and there is 2 coppers in the hall going.....

copper "its the police!!!!!!!!"

me - wtf!!!

copper - is the is 9 penis drive?

me - no its willy drive

copper - oohh right sorry mate, bye!

and they fucked off!

**Edit as just had 5 pizza's!

[Edited on 27-05-2007 by Twiggy]
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JonnyJ
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FLOL
Swiftay
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Marc
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LOL
Twiggy
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can i get compo for the dirt on the new carpet?
marklaruk
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whiplash from waking you suddenly?
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
can i get compo for the dirt on the new carpet?


You can try... also go and see if your kettles still warm and count your teabags
Brett
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27th May 07 at 16:57   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
You leave your front door unlocked whilst you're asleep upstairs?
Steve
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27th May 07 at 16:58   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
how did they get in?
Mark1984_SRI
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
how did they get in?


Through the door would be my guess












I'll get my coat
Jake
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quote:
Originally posted by marklaruk
whiplash from waking you suddenly?


Natalie
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Steve
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quote:
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quote:
Originally posted by Steve
how did they get in?


Through the door would be my guess












I'll get my coat


i was trying to work out whether the door was locked, if so they mustve broke something, and was going to ask when he was going to claim for the damages.

if the door was unlocked, something smelt a bit fishy
Twiggy
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Originally posted by loafofbrett
You leave your front door unlocked whilst you're asleep upstairs?


closed but un lock was waiting for mrs to come back hence did not lock it....

round here you could leave your door open and everthing would still be there...
stuartmitchell
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27th May 07 at 17:10   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Reminds me of that scene from the Simpsons when Chief Wiggum ram raids the ministers house
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Every door in my apartment has a lock on it
Tom J
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i would remove your address before someone sends you sumthing
Steve
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quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
You leave your front door unlocked whilst you're asleep upstairs?


closed but un lock was waiting for mrs to come back hence did not lock it....

round here you could leave your door open and everthing would still be there...


same here tbph
Butler
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Haha!
Natalie
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quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
Every door in my apartment has a lock on it

When Im on my own I have to stare at the front door just to be sure it is locked - OCD I think
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27th May 07 at 17:18   View Garage View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
Giving away your address on the internet is priceless
mooney
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27th May 07 at 17:38   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
quote:
Originally posted by Twiggy
quote:
Originally posted by loafofbrett
You leave your front door unlocked whilst you're asleep upstairs?


closed but un lock was waiting for mrs to come back hence did not lock it....

round here you could leave your door open and everthing would still be there...


u having a laugh? ive been to rhyl a few times full of wanna be scousers

[Edited on 27-05-2007 by mooney]
Russ
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27th May 07 at 17:44   View User's Profile U2U Member Reply With Quote
10 large peperroni pizza's going to 9 laburnam drive in rhyl tonight mate
Twiggy
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quote:
Originally posted by Tom J
i would remove your address before someone sends you sumthing


where is post code?

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