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Originally posted by topshot_2k
im 23 and about 50-60% relate to me

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3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

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Originally posted by Steve X16XE
1. You leave clubs before the end to "beat the rush". (worst still you don't go to the clubs) Been doing that for a couple years

2. You get more excited about having a roast on a Sunday than going clubbing the night before. Thats true

3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead. Nope never wanted to be a footballer myself!!

4. Before throwing the local paper away, you look through the property section.Yes

5. All of a sudden, middle aged people are not 46, they are only 46. Nah 30's middle age

6. Before going out anywhere, you ask whether there is anywhere to park. mmmm nah cos I dont plan to stop

7. Rather than throw a knackered pair of trainers out, you keep them because they'll be alright for the DIY or in the garden.Ive got several pairs & still manage to use the new ones!!

8. You buy T-shirts without anything written on them. No - I dont buy clothes I have people to do that for me

9. Instead of laughing at the innovations catalogue that falls out of the newspaper,you suddenly see both the benefit and money saving properties of most of the things that are in it. I guess I do that

10. You start to worry about your parents' health.Makes a change them worrying about mine!!

11. You have more disposable income, but everything you want or need to buy costs between 200 and 500 quid. Not true

12. You don't get funny looks when you buy a Disneyvideo or a Wallace And Gromit bubble bath,as the sales assistant assumes they are for your
children. fuck off

13. Pop music all starts to sound the same. Yes its all shit but has been for as long as I can remember

14. You opt for Pizza Express over Pizza Hut because they do a really nice half-bottle of house red. Nope, pizza hut buffet all the way!!

15 You always have enough milk in. Too much, always leave it until its ood

16. To compensate for the fact that you have little desire to go clubbing, you instead frequent trendy bars and restaurants in the mistaken belief that you have not turned into your parents. no

17. While flicking through the TV channels, you happen upon C4's Time
Team with TonyRobinson. You get drawn in. Grand Designs also appeals. no

18. The benefits of a pension scheme become clear. Yes but still havnt got one!!

19. You go out of your way to pick up a colour chart from B&Q. no

20. You wish you had a shed. no

21. You have a shed.yes

22. You actually find yourself saying "They don't make 'em like that anymore" and "I remember when there were only 4 TV channels" and "Not in my day...." I remember when there was only 3 TV channels!!

23. Radio 2 play more songs you know than Radio 1 - and Jeremy Vine has
some really interesting guests on. Dont listen to either, that fat prick moyles does my heed in!!

24. Instead of tutting at old people who take ages to get off the bus, You tut at rowdy school children. Both tbh

25. When sitting outside apub you admire their hanging baskets. Dont go to pubs :\

26. You find yourself saying "is it cold in here or is it just me No

27. You understand the above and forward it to your fellow aging friends. like fuck I do/will!!!

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3. You stop dreaming of becoming a professional footballer / basketball player and start dreaming of having a son who might instead.

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Originally posted by deano87
Well I'm 19 and sadly, most of that applies to me

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