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Nic Barnes
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chav badge



chav amateur zip tie holding bumper on as i lost the plastic bolt out the arch



chav carbon look dash bit



and chav coloured pipes for no other need than to be a chav and to male people look at them.

fake carbon is like chav burbery. official that.
Tommy L
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chavtastic
Jake
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Nic Barnes
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also notice the chav wire hanging down under glove box
C4RL0
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I heard that coloured hoses give you at least 10bhp at the wheels! The only reason I got them anyways
SportBoy
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fuckin chav wagon
Rob_Lee
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King CHav
Welsh Dan
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That little box with the two buttons on the left of the heater controls; I presume thats for a Clifford alarm, but what does it actually do?
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
That little box with the two buttons on the left of the heater controls; I presume thats for a Clifford alarm, but what does it actually do?


What he said cus ive got one on mine but doesnt do anything
Nic Barnes
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quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
That little box with the two buttons on the left of the heater controls; I presume thats for a Clifford alarm, but what does it actually do?


aint got a fuckin clue. dont even know what half the things in my car do. took me 2 years to find the rear heated screen thing was on the centre control and you pulled it towards you.

i dont care for the car, just the engine. car is a piece of shit
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chavy square number plate to
SportBoy
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use it to put the code in if you loose you remote or it goes flat .. and to program new fobs .. but if you hold them both down it makes mars and jupiter allign
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id happily be a chav with thjat car
C4RL0
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i dont care for the car, just the engine. car is a piece of shit


Aye, must just be a cumbrian way of thinking

[Edited on 19-05-2007 by C4RL0]
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but if you hold them both down it makes mars and jupiter allign


If its a clear night i may get my telescope out a and see if it works
Nic Barnes
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id rather have rust and go fast than have a clean as fuck 1.2 chav mobile
Hamish
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looking nice again muppet. And its good to see you back on the site

[Edited on 19-05-2007 by Hamish]
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LAMM13
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wheres the lexarse lights?
Teddy
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Oh man................
abdus
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Originally posted by corsa_tomtom
chavtastic
Mike GSi
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quote:
Originally posted by muppetsport
quote:
Originally posted by Welsh Dan
That little box with the two buttons on the left of the heater controls; I presume thats for a Clifford alarm, but what does it actually do?


aint got a fuckin clue. dont even know what half the things in my car do. took me 2 years to find the rear heated screen thing was on the centre control and you pulled it towards you.

i dont care for the car, just the engine. car is a piece of shit


I would never have known that actually existed if it wasn't pointed out to me
Nic Barnes
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Originally posted by Teddy
Oh man................


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John G
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looks spot on nik, i like

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