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Author There are 5 stages of sex:
Fonz
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1) smurf sex
When you first meet & shag till you’re blue in the face

2) kitchen sex
when you’ve been together only a short while, you’ll shag anywhere in the house

3) bedroom sex
Sex is a routine & you’ll only shag in bed on very occasional nights

4) hallway sex
You pass in the hal and both say “f*ck you”

5) courtroom sex
wife takes you to court & screws you in a room full of strangers


rotfl at number 4 brilliant!
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6) Good Sex

when you've been together a long while & get it on tap & in the postions and places you want anytime
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I'm at stage 3 already, only 19. hhhhmmmm can't wait for the next stage as i'll smash her in the face.
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im not even at stage one
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What do you do when you've been through all the steps?
Start again with someone else?
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quote:
Originally posted by gianluigi
im not even at stage one


Whats sex
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Stage 1/2 with this one happy days
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Stage 2 for me at the mo

I also agree with tehe stage 6 theory
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yep, stage 6 ftw !!
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quote:
Originally posted by Cupra Steve
I'm at stage 3 already, only 19. hhhhmmmm can't wait for the next stage as i'll smash her in the face.


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i'm at stage 3 already too cupra steve used to get it everywhere, now i don't even feel like doing it in my car tbh shocker.
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quote:
Originally posted by Ben G
i'm at stage 3 already too cupra steve used to get it everywhere, now i don't even feel like doing it in my car tbh shocker.


Snap!
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im a stage 6 altho somtimes i cant be arsed so does that make me kinda stage 3 also??
Ben G
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stage 6 should be stage 2.5 IMO.
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yeah ur probably correct lol
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stage 3 for me also and im 21, just cba doing it unless i get lots of head!!!
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stage 3 with the girlfirend

but stage 2 with myself !
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LMAO

its funny because its true
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quote:
Originally posted by d_jay50
6) Good Sex

when you've been together a long while & get it on tap & in the postions and places you want anytime


This is my stage
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quote:
Originally posted by Cupra Steve
hhhhmmmm can't wait for the next stage as i'll smash her in the face.


ROFLMAO
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What about Stage 0?! You've met and you're just waiting for the go ahead to screw the utter fucking day lights out of her?
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what stages have we all upgrade to since?
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I'm in between 2 and 3 at the moment
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7) On the spur sex
You've been together a long while, got used to having how and when you want, then you start doing it in mysterious places i.e. the car



Not speaking from experience of course.
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I've got a number 5 t shirt

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